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  • marighost@piefed.socialM [email protected]

    40 minutes later, how you doing pal?

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    I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.

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      Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.

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        I literally just ate a huge burrito sold as "the space shuttle". How about Mr. Shuttle?

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          I would literally die for Capn Crunch.

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            I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.

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            I'm in the same boat. Just got a 10mg thc-p gummie, was warned by the dude at the store to look into it and don't eat the whole thing. Thank God I listened to him, cause I took less than a quarter and was put down like a rabid dog. I was good for like two or three hours, talking with my mom visiting on vacation and an old family friend. But as soon as I stopped interacting I laid down on the couch and was there for the rest of the night. Still felt a little loopy the next day too.

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              Lacey's macadamia and milk chocolate toffee cookies

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                Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.

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                Literally just got done watching it preparing my anus for number 2!

                Still waiting on my pre-order for space balls the flamethrower....

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                  sandwich!

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                    Cheesy fries

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                      Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

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                        5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)

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                          Hi Adobo 🥰

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                            I think "Meatloaf" is a great name for a chubby guinea pig.

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                              Guinea pig.

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                                Pot roast.

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                                  Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.

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                                    Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

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                                    But pussy isn't!

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                                      Antidepressants

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                                        Tartine de confiture

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                                          Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.

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                                          What did the bad hamster do to you?

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