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You're about to be transformed into an animal and cast in the leading role of a children's television program. What animal would you be want to be turned into for the show?

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    A butterfly. Cos no one would suspect the butterfly.

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      A butterfly. Cos no one would suspect the butterfly.

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      I never suspected the butterfly

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        The noble trash panda (raccoon)

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          Reminds me of an old joke.

          Two male dogs, a little Yorkie and a giant Great Dane are in the vet's office. The little Yorkie is crying.

          "Why so sad, little guy?"

          "My owner is a beautiful woman. She always smells so nice. I can't stop myself from humping her leg, so she's going to have me neutered."

          "Gee, that's awful. My owner is also very beautiful. In fact, she's so pretty and smells so nice that last night I lost control and mounted her. I rode her for half an hour before I was finished."

          "Oh no! She must have been so mad and disgusted. Are you getting neutered, too?"

          "No, she just wanted to have my nails clipped."

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            Vaporeon

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              Kafkaesque

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              • venicon@lemmy.worldV [email protected]

                A butterfly. Cos no one would suspect the butterfly.

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                Easy there, Bart.

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                  Reminds me of an old joke.

                  Two male dogs, a little Yorkie and a giant Great Dane are in the vet's office. The little Yorkie is crying.

                  "Why so sad, little guy?"

                  "My owner is a beautiful woman. She always smells so nice. I can't stop myself from humping her leg, so she's going to have me neutered."

                  "Gee, that's awful. My owner is also very beautiful. In fact, she's so pretty and smells so nice that last night I lost control and mounted her. I rode her for half an hour before I was finished."

                  "Oh no! She must have been so mad and disgusted. Are you getting neutered, too?"

                  "No, she just wanted to have my nails clipped."

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                  I don't think they'll let you tell that one on the show.

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                    I guess I'll be the rhino. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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                      Vaporeon

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                      Bro, we said a kids show.

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                        Housecat. Cats are always in charge.

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                          I'd say "red panda", but it's been done...

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                            I don't think they'll let you tell that one on the show.

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                            I don't want to be on any show.

                            I just want to be a lucky dog.

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                              I feel like by answering this I'm feeding into OPs sick and twisted furry fantasy, not that there's anything wrong with that.

                              That being said, I'm also feeling lazy and pedantic, so I'm going to say human being.

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                                Elephant, of course!

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                                  Not even a contest, leaf sheep sea slug.

                                  a picture of an adorable white sea slug, whose face looks like that of a sheep, and has rows of green, leaf-like cerata emerging from its back

                                  I don't know what kind of kids show you could do with that. Maybe teach kids about the importance of conservation; it doesn't really matter because JUST LOOK AT IT, EEEEEEE!!! (⋆❛ ہ ❛⋆) ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝

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                                    I don't want to be on any show.

                                    I just want to be a lucky dog.

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                                    Username checks out.

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                                      First off, humans are animals.

                                      But since a transformation is involved then I'm gonna change into a dingo so everyone can blame the parents.

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                                        Username checks out.

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                                        You fool! It's DAG-wood, not DOG-wood.

                                        [jk]

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                                          Do centaurs count?

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