You're about to be transformed into an animal and cast in the leading role of a children's television program. What animal would you be want to be turned into for the show?
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I don't want to be on any show.
I just want to be a lucky dog.
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First off, humans are animals.
But since a transformation is involved then I'm gonna change into a dingo so everyone can blame the parents.
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You fool! It's DAG-wood, not DOG-wood.
[jk]
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Do centaurs count?
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Not even a contest, leaf sheep sea slug.
I don't know what kind of kids show you could do with that. Maybe teach kids about the importance of conservation; it doesn't really matter because JUST LOOK AT IT, EEEEEEE!!! (⋆❛ ہ ❛⋆) ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝
If you want something as cute: bee eater bird!
Its so colourful!
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No one said sloth yet? Alright.
It'd be a very boring show, with me just lazing around, or speaking really slowly, the kids would be bored to tears.
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A butterfly. Cos no one would suspect the butterfly.
Peacemaker would
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Shoebill stork... guess your kids will cry a lot. Sorry not sorry
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I’d wanna be a parrot. It’s an easy fit for a kids show. They can fly and they live for like 80 years which is probably better than I’ll do as a human. Sounds perfect to me.
