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Potatoes deserve recognition

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  • Z [email protected]

    Recreational even.

    Wanna get wasted? Vodka
    Wanna just launch something as far as you can? Potato gun

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    easy to smoke out of too

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    • M [email protected]

      Served on a naked Hasselhoff, right?

      Right?

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      Not so much these days.

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        So much so that our immigrant population refers to Germans as "Kartoffeln" (potatoes)

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        Tbh, I hear that almost exclusively from native Germans, though that might be because I had an Irish sounding maiden name and people figured I’d be insulted by potato jokes. Weirdly, I don’t hear much teasing of Germans from immigrants. I do it, like the other day I left work in socks and crocs and pointed it out as a final step of my Eindeutschung to my coworkers, so not really cutting, but I still don’t hear even light teasing much from others. The most I see is loaded eye contact whenever something is really German. Things like unbelievable bureaucracy, or very precise engineering, or an absolutely terrifying thing that’s for some reason aimed at children.

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          easy to smoke out of too

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          dunno if that's healthy since raw potatoes are poisonous to eat. can't imagine them being good for you to smoke out of.
          but hey, when in a pickle a potato would probably do

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            I run starch, btw.

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            #150

            Fucki-, just, fucking fuck off.

            Upvoted, obvs. But still.

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              #151

              A nice, cold, peeled potato with salt and pepper on it is a suprisingly refreshing snack

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                dunno if that's healthy since raw potatoes are poisonous to eat. can't imagine them being good for you to smoke out of.
                but hey, when in a pickle a potato would probably do

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                #152

                only if you eat, like, a dozen or more large potatos raw.

                having the occasional raw potato wont hurt you, unless you are dumb and eat one thats solid green.

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                  I run starch, btw.

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                  god damnit i hate how clever this is.

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                      #155

                      Irish famine.
                      Edit: there is not a potato for every occasion.

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                      • R [email protected]

                        I feel like we could have done better than 'baked potato' for a fancy dinner. Come on.

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                        #156

                        Pommes fondantes!

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                          Potatoes get plenty of recognition and always have.

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                            A nice, cold, peeled potato with salt and pepper on it is a suprisingly refreshing snack

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                            hell yes i love cold potato

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                              Corn: hold my beer

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                                Corn: hold my beer

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                                Rice: hold my sake

                                Hemp: hold your breath

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