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    Many pardons on my assumption.

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    You know what happens when you make an assumption.

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      Fuck carbs. Happiness comes from salads and meat. And my wife.

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      So your wife isn't sweet? She's not your sugar?

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          I disagree. Human beings are social creatures. Happiness primarily comes from healthy interpersonal relationships, not marriage/prison. In isolation, only the insane are happy. You can downvote and try to replace all human interaction with the screens, hate, and pets, but I can see right through your BS because I've been there. Tell me sex isn't important. Maybe you're content and you keep yourself distracted by being a workaholic and BSing with the people that are paid to be around you, but that facade and those relationships end the day your employment does. The sad truth is that before the screens, people entertained each other. Now we're addicted to the screens. Everyone seems to think happiness is on the other side of one. People are convincing themselves that they don't even need other people... Just need their next fix of screen time. The people on the screens have got us afraid of each other while the crime rate is at an all time low. Got us more likely to fight our neighbors than the people that are robbing us. And taters suck, nutritionally speaking, but I'm content with 'em as long as it's 25% cheese.

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          • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

            You may want to sit down for this.

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            I always thought that was just a name for the shape, but there really is potato’s in it. Best of both worlds.

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            • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

              Is not poutine potatoes?

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              Yes, but the picture shows fries with ketchup when fries with gravy and cheese curds is objectively the best potato preparation ever dreamed by our species.

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              • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                Are you saying I need to be polyamorous before someone will make me potatoes?

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                mmmmm... 3 dish meals!

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                  I disagree. Human beings are social creatures. Happiness primarily comes from healthy interpersonal relationships, not marriage/prison. In isolation, only the insane are happy. You can downvote and try to replace all human interaction with the screens, hate, and pets, but I can see right through your BS because I've been there. Tell me sex isn't important. Maybe you're content and you keep yourself distracted by being a workaholic and BSing with the people that are paid to be around you, but that facade and those relationships end the day your employment does. The sad truth is that before the screens, people entertained each other. Now we're addicted to the screens. Everyone seems to think happiness is on the other side of one. People are convincing themselves that they don't even need other people... Just need their next fix of screen time. The people on the screens have got us afraid of each other while the crime rate is at an all time low. Got us more likely to fight our neighbors than the people that are robbing us. And taters suck, nutritionally speaking, but I'm content with 'em as long as it's 25% cheese.

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                  i was with you till the last word

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                  • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                    I said to my nieces "hapiness is like fire. Money, Lovers, Cars, Success... They are the sticks and logs. If you throw a log into a fire it will increase. But if there is no fire then it's just a pile of wood. You need even a little smal sparkle in you to be able to be happy with all the other stuff. If you have no sparkle, money and boyfriends are just a pile of wood"

                    Edit: sorry for any mistakes but I lost my glasses

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                    Toys are only fun if you play.

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                    • klu9@piefed.socialK [email protected]

                      So that's why Irish novels are so cheerful!

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                      I think the Irish are still collectively lamenting the times, when there were not enough potatoes to eat.

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