It's funny and painful at the same time. Like having sex with a BDSM clown.

except there's no 'safe word' when you're dealing with the anal carnage from verizon.

There is. It's "Worcestershiresauce sauce".

Cursed units: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkfIXUjkYqE

Furlongs per fortnight.

And an IRL one I encountered, and some one straight facedly expected me to do scientific research in this unit: The Miner's Inch.

No, the safeword is "0.002 cents"

Give 'em a break, I'm sure it's just their first error with units. (Procedes to google "verizon dollars and cents")

Bros time traveling

Acre-feet as a unit of volume is one I've heard before.

Absolutely cursed unit.

Seems like a useful unit for measuring irrigation water.

Or manure.

Or bullshit.

Its usually on the purchasing side, and yeah, from that perspective it makes sense, especially in deficit irrigation scenarios.

I take far less issue with acre feet than I do with the miner's inch.

“Honey, can you come down to the bank? I need you to put in your PIN number at the ATM machine, as ASAP as possible!”

mA / h / h => mAh / h^2^

That's one hell of a measurement unit.

Edith: apparently I'm an idiot

mAh ≠ mA/h

So this is 510 mA per hour, I guess. That or it just draws 510 mA continuously

How many MPG per gallon does it get per mile, though?

Furlongs per fortnite, but its talking about the file size of the uncompiled source code of the current version.