oh so you're religious? that surely contradicts my annoying atheists can't shut the fuck up theory

Additionally, Atheists aren't the ones who go door to door trying to convert people, or leave tracts in public restrooms.

Theists seem to be the ones who can't / won't shut up.

I made no claim to anything other than the disbelief in heaven.

You're making assumptions.

yeah the point is none of them religious people who don't believe in heaven wrote that

My point is that you can't say with certainty that I'm either religious or not by that statement alone.

Did you ever pet a dog the wrong direction and make their hair all scrunchified? Also no heaven.

it wasn't by the statement alone; it was by the fact that you couldn't help but make the statement.

That doesn't tell you definitely if I'm a theist who doesn't have heaven in my religion or if I'm atheist.

You need evidence.

The AI will truly have to be able to think for themselves first. Whoever has written their parameters has done an impressive job of adding apologia into the algorithms about any religious topic.

Me: Does the bible say X?

AI: Yes

Me: Does the bible also say Y? (the literal opposite of X)

AI: Yes

Me: Doesn't that mean the bible is inconsistent in this regard?

AI: Well you have to understand the cultural context of the time and be sure to approach such topics with sensitivity and blah..blah...

electricity usage'll go down

the evidence is that you couldn't shut the fuck up on a comment that didn't concern your beliefs at all.

That's only evidence that I like to chatter.

Trolling is also one of life's finer pleasures.

I'm trying to both fuck with you and make you use logic and a touch of rationality, neither of which are a theist's strong suit.

Removed tattoos, just like lost limbs, will return when you enter Heaven.

i don’t know, as someone who has questioned god’s existence since age 14 or so, there have been events in my life where i swear some form of providence intervened. so after reflecting on this for a year straight i think i’m a christian again because i can’t accept that this world and its happenings are one cosmic coincidence. in my mind that’s impossible.

you’re free to choose to live as you wish and i’m gonna be real the heaven/hell stuff is decidedly bullshit, at least the way modern christians interpret it. i just wanted to get it out there that we aren’t all unquestioning buffoons. i don’t subscribe to any one specific sect. i don’t go to church. i haven’t read the bible in years. i accept that i may be wrong, but i believe that having a relationship with the christian god as i understand him is what i need and have been missing for some time.

Tats of Piggies getting shitfaced.

"I'm just trolling" ah the last refuge of the embarrassed.

logic and rationality you say? wow. what about reasoning? dude you're missing some of the special words. i can smell your fedora from here.

well logic this so you can feel euphoric: despite your debate pervertry you still proved me right by being the one who interjected their own beliefs instead of a religious person.

What about people who wear solid color t-shirts that have long-ass slogans on them which are super specific and seemingly only apply to a single person on the entire face of the Earth often written in a variety of fonts and font-sizes and including bizarre details about their lives like the t-shirt that was given to me by my same-sex lover on the second Saturday in June of 2021 to celebrate the fact that I managed to clear an entire thornless blackberry bush of berries that we used to make the most delicious blackberry cobbler from that very same evening?