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You just rediscovered Dark Calvinism
Yo, I like this.
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That’s why I said miss it. Believe it or not, Reddit did and still does exist. I’d like to think we’re not a cult that demands pretending that our before-lives never existed.
c/mandelaeffect
I see many people here collectively misremembering a platform called reddit and not gonna lie, I kind of also do somehow
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short people cannot reach heaven. Without a stepstool
That's why I always carry my stilts with me, in case of an accident
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Randy Newman approves
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So what's the pork limit?
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That’s not what google ai tells me
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Sorry kids.
It’s ok, Uncle Roger.
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tfw you've tried to be a good lad, prosocial and overall kind to your fellow man, but God made you 1.70m
;_;
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Someone said that hell probably really is the place to be. Heaven has mega rules to get in, and everyone else just crashes at Satan's place.
The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven. Be honest with yourself, would you pass up the opportunity to ram a hot poker up Hitlers arse?
I thought it was supposed to be a pineapple?
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Dont we welcome alll that and more in hell. We have AC with all the scientists down there.
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c/mandelaeffect
I see many people here collectively misremembering a platform called reddit and not gonna lie, I kind of also do somehow
my god you're right
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Someone said that hell probably really is the place to be. Heaven has mega rules to get in, and everyone else just crashes at Satan's place.
The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven. Be honest with yourself, would you pass up the opportunity to ram a hot poker up Hitlers arse?
The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven.
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A wise man once said that they had no reason to live.
Has it been confirmed that they have no reason to die as well?
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Someone said that hell probably really is the place to be. Heaven has mega rules to get in, and everyone else just crashes at Satan's place.
The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven. Be honest with yourself, would you pass up the opportunity to ram a hot poker up Hitlers arse?
Who knows, Hitler may well be in heaven. All it takes is a moment of repentance.
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lol I can’t believe grown ass adults believe this shit. I’m surprised most people dont start questioning this after they learn about Santa clause.
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Overcook chicken? Believe it or not, also no heaven
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So what's the pork limit?
No more than 6 rashers per day
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Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?
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AI doesnt appear to have gotten to the Old Testament yet.
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I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:
