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    Someone said that hell probably really is the place to be. Heaven has mega rules to get in, and everyone else just crashes at Satan's place.

    The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven. Be honest with yourself, would you pass up the opportunity to ram a hot poker up Hitlers arse?

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    The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven.

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      A wise man once said that they had no reason to live.

      Has it been confirmed that they have no reason to die as well?

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        Someone said that hell probably really is the place to be. Heaven has mega rules to get in, and everyone else just crashes at Satan's place.

        The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven. Be honest with yourself, would you pass up the opportunity to ram a hot poker up Hitlers arse?

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        Who knows, Hitler may well be in heaven. All it takes is a moment of repentance.

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          lol I can’t believe grown ass adults believe this shit. I’m surprised most people dont start questioning this after they learn about Santa clause.

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            Overcook chicken? Believe it or not, also no heaven

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              So what's the pork limit?

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              No more than 6 rashers per day

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                Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?

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                  AI doesnt appear to have gotten to the Old Testament yet.

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                    I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:

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                      I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:

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                      Should not be altered and yet they give it a little snip snip

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                        Nobody will go to heaven because heaven is not real.

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                          Overcook chicken? Believe it or not, also no heaven

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                          Undercook, no heaven. Overcook, undercook.

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                            Nobody will go to heaven because heaven is not real.

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                            I would sooner ride a camel through the eye of a needle than go to heaven

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                              I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:

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                              Tldr monotheism id boring and toxic

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                                Who knows, Hitler may well be in heaven. All it takes is a moment of repentance.

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                                As if that cunt ever repented for a moment. He was fucking crazy you know.

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                                  As if that cunt ever repented for a moment. He was fucking crazy you know.

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                                  He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.

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                                    tattoos will go to heaven will go heaven will go
                                    to heaven will go to heaven

                                    You guys, I think I decrypted the secret message.

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                                      tattoos will go to heaven will go heaven will go
                                      to heaven will go to heaven

                                      You guys, I think I decrypted the secret message.

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                                      Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.

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                                        Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?

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                                        Too tall to die, too short to go to heaven

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                                          He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.

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                                          I dare say he was... methed up.

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