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    Overcook chicken? Believe it or not, also no heaven

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      So what's the pork limit?

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      No more than 6 rashers per day

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        Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?

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          AI doesnt appear to have gotten to the Old Testament yet.

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            I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:

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              I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:

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              Should not be altered and yet they give it a little snip snip

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                Nobody will go to heaven because heaven is not real.

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                  Overcook chicken? Believe it or not, also no heaven

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                  Undercook, no heaven. Overcook, undercook.

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                    Nobody will go to heaven because heaven is not real.

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                    I would sooner ride a camel through the eye of a needle than go to heaven

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                      I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:

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                      Tldr monotheism id boring and toxic

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                        Who knows, Hitler may well be in heaven. All it takes is a moment of repentance.

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                        As if that cunt ever repented for a moment. He was fucking crazy you know.

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                          As if that cunt ever repented for a moment. He was fucking crazy you know.

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                          He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.

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                            tattoos will go to heaven will go heaven will go
                            to heaven will go to heaven

                            You guys, I think I decrypted the secret message.

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                              tattoos will go to heaven will go heaven will go
                              to heaven will go to heaven

                              You guys, I think I decrypted the secret message.

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                              Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.

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                                Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?

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                                Too tall to die, too short to go to heaven

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                                  He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.

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                                  I dare say he was... methed up.

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                                    I thought it was supposed to be a pineapple?

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                                    Fun fact, "pineapple" was a nickname for a grenade, so presumably you'd want to insert it in such a way as to leave the pin accessible

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                                      Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.

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                                      tattoos eyeballs

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                                        That’s not what google ai tells me

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                                        The UI quite old. This is the old summary AI model, replaced by Gemini. Also, results are based on location. The original poster might have been in a mostly muslim country.

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                                          I would sooner ride a camel through the eye of a needle than go to heaven

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                                          You're rich?

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