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    So what's the pork limit?

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    No more than 6 rashers per day

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      Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?

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        AI doesnt appear to have gotten to the Old Testament yet.

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          I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:

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            I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:

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            Should not be altered and yet they give it a little snip snip

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              Nobody will go to heaven because heaven is not real.

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                Overcook chicken? Believe it or not, also no heaven

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                Undercook, no heaven. Overcook, undercook.

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                  Nobody will go to heaven because heaven is not real.

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                  I would sooner ride a camel through the eye of a needle than go to heaven

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                    I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:

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                    Tldr monotheism id boring and toxic

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                      Who knows, Hitler may well be in heaven. All it takes is a moment of repentance.

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                      As if that cunt ever repented for a moment. He was fucking crazy you know.

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                        As if that cunt ever repented for a moment. He was fucking crazy you know.

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                        He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.

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                          tattoos will go to heaven will go heaven will go
                          to heaven will go to heaven

                          You guys, I think I decrypted the secret message.

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                            tattoos will go to heaven will go heaven will go
                            to heaven will go to heaven

                            You guys, I think I decrypted the secret message.

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                            Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.

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                              Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?

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                              Too tall to die, too short to go to heaven

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                                He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.

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                                I dare say he was... methed up.

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                                  I thought it was supposed to be a pineapple?

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                                  Fun fact, "pineapple" was a nickname for a grenade, so presumably you'd want to insert it in such a way as to leave the pin accessible

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                                    Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.

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                                    tattoos eyeballs

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                                      That’s not what google ai tells me

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                                      The UI quite old. This is the old summary AI model, replaced by Gemini. Also, results are based on location. The original poster might have been in a mostly muslim country.

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                                        I would sooner ride a camel through the eye of a needle than go to heaven

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                                        You're rich?

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                                          You're rich?

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                                          Fake it til you make it?

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