Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?

AI doesnt appear to have gotten to the Old Testament yet.

I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:

Should not be altered and yet they give it a little snip snip

Nobody will go to heaven because heaven is not real.

Undercook, no heaven. Overcook, undercook.

I would sooner ride a camel through the eye of a needle than go to heaven

Tldr monotheism id boring and toxic

As if that cunt ever repented for a moment. He was fucking crazy you know.

He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.

tattoos will go to heaven will go heaven will go
to heaven will go to heaven

You guys, I think I decrypted the secret message.

Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.

Too tall to die, too short to go to heaven

I dare say he was... methed up.

Fun fact, "pineapple" was a nickname for a grenade, so presumably you'd want to insert it in such a way as to leave the pin accessible

tattoos eyeballs

The UI quite old. This is the old summary AI model, replaced by Gemini. Also, results are based on location. The original poster might have been in a mostly muslim country.

You're rich?

Fake it til you make it?

Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.