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    Nobody will go to heaven because heaven is not real.

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    • burgersc12@mander.xyzB [email protected]

      Overcook chicken? Believe it or not, also no heaven

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      Undercook, no heaven. Overcook, undercook.

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        Nobody will go to heaven because heaven is not real.

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        I would sooner ride a camel through the eye of a needle than go to heaven

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          I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:

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          Tldr monotheism id boring and toxic

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            Who knows, Hitler may well be in heaven. All it takes is a moment of repentance.

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            As if that cunt ever repented for a moment. He was fucking crazy you know.

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            • dasus@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

              As if that cunt ever repented for a moment. He was fucking crazy you know.

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              He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.

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                tattoos will go to heaven will go heaven will go
                to heaven will go to heaven

                You guys, I think I decrypted the secret message.

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                  tattoos will go to heaven will go heaven will go
                  to heaven will go to heaven

                  You guys, I think I decrypted the secret message.

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                  Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.

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                    Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?

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                    Too tall to die, too short to go to heaven

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                      He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.

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                      I dare say he was... methed up.

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                        I thought it was supposed to be a pineapple?

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                        Fun fact, "pineapple" was a nickname for a grenade, so presumably you'd want to insert it in such a way as to leave the pin accessible

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                          Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.

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                          tattoos eyeballs

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                            That’s not what google ai tells me

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                            The UI quite old. This is the old summary AI model, replaced by Gemini. Also, results are based on location. The original poster might have been in a mostly muslim country.

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                            • spicehoarder@lemmy.zipS [email protected]

                              I would sooner ride a camel through the eye of a needle than go to heaven

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                              You're rich?

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                                You're rich?

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                                Fake it til you make it?

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                                  lol I can’t believe grown ass adults believe this shit. I’m surprised most people dont start questioning this after they learn about Santa clause.

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                                  Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.

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                                    What if god said you may go to heaven only if you climb these stairs but you're on a wheelchair type shit

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                                      When I got my first tattoo 30 years ago, my then mother-in-law said I'd be in prison soon enough. So far I've managed to be a good citizen (it seems following the law is easy), but I've got a plan for this to prove her right. When I'm about to go bye bye , I'm going to strip naked and run around on live TV, probably at a sporting event. That will at least get me arrested, and if I resist arrest and generally be annoying, I'm might go to prison to let the state pay for all the medical things associated with my demise. These tattoos are a bad influence. Hell awaits.

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                                        AI doesnt appear to have gotten to the Old Testament yet.

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                                        it's gonna be interesting when AI's start fighting each other. Think religious wars are nasty? Wait until agentic AI starts driving automated trucks into 'enemy' data centers....

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                                          Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.

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                                          but, like trump, he knew. santa knows about all the kiddo predators, he fucking sees you while you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, why isn't santa doing anything?

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