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Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINYERS

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      Fucking hell "maters" 🍅

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        It ain't got no gas in it!

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          Technically, “bail” is a word… it’s not the right word but it is a word.

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            And these stupid dipshit inbred mother fuckers are allowed to vote, which they do against their own interests by voting overwhelmingly Republican.

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              I bet that's some lit produce, maybe not much heat to those jalapenos though.

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                Bet those maters taste awesome tho...

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                  Tried too hard. Anyone who's illiterate with that much phonetic knowledge would've gone for peper at least.

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                    Fucking hell "maters" 🍅

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                    I mean, those are the ones actually spelled correctly for the regional dialect.

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                      With a Bail Pepper, I'd imagine his customer base of financial institutions in the USA would be quite long.

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                        I'm not sure if this is the guy I'm thinking of, but at least one roadside vegetable seller does this sort of thing deliberately. After all, a sign with such... unique spelling is much more attention grabbing than a simple list of vegetables.

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                          Bet those maters taste awesome tho...

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                          Exact what I was thinking. The less literate the farmer, the better the yield!

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                            And these stupid dipshit inbred mother fuckers are allowed to vote, which they do against their own interests by voting overwhelmingly Republican.

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                            Exceedingly kind of you to assume they can read a ballot.

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                              And these stupid dipshit inbred mother fuckers are allowed to vote, which they do against their own interests by voting overwhelmingly Republican.

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                              Yo they do this on purpose, you see it all the time with roadside stands. Weird and nonstandard signs are more attention grabbing and indicate a true smalltime business, so even commercial roadside stands are starting to have signage like this. You'd do well to give more credit to the intelligence of these people - the motivations behind why they're like this are invaluable when being forced to interact with them (be that interpersonally or politically), and can help a great deal when trying to preempt or mitigate the damage they can do.

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                                I'm not sure if this is the guy I'm thinking of, but at least one roadside vegetable seller does this sort of thing deliberately. After all, a sign with such... unique spelling is much more attention grabbing than a simple list of vegetables.

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                                A lot of them do, especially the secretly commercial stands that are getting all too common. Like the cat says, "you are not immune to propaganda advertising".

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                                  Technically, “bail” is a word… it’s not the right word but it is a word.

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                                  Here's my lawyer with bail papers.

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                                    Exact what I was thinking. The less literate the farmer, the better the yield!

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                                    I was thinking more like: if the advertising is that bad but they can still sell their produce, it must be good.

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                                      I'm not sure if this is the guy I'm thinking of, but at least one roadside vegetable seller does this sort of thing deliberately. After all, a sign with such... unique spelling is much more attention grabbing than a simple list of vegetables.

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                                      Oh no, rage bait posts have come to real life.

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                                        This is some Timothy's Dexter "Pickle for the Knowing Ones" level spelling

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                                          So this shows that America is great again. Obvs.

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