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Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINYERS

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  • N [email protected]

    Ah yes, illiteracy. Hilarious.

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    it's deliberate

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    • N [email protected]

      “Bail“ is a word.

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      These are the good ones ya get to celebrate getting out

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      • sol6_vi@lmmy.retrowaifu.ioS [email protected]

        I brought my family to visit my mom a few months ago and we saw one of her shopping lists scribbled on an envelope. Yikes.

        I now ask my wife if we have Ibeuprofan and Tielanal.

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        Ah you're talking about the I.B. profin. Easy mistake to make

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          Maters is a word

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          i never said i was good at counting

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            Ah you're talking about the I.B. profin. Easy mistake to make

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            Right right, brilliant thanks. Always messing that up.

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              Are they selling a mattress with all the produce or what is that supposed to be?

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              Potatoes and tomatoes…lol

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              • M [email protected]

                Yeah, I was going to take a guess. As someone who has dealt with random farmers in the middle of nowhere, at least one of the two are going to be true:

                1. That will be the best produce you have ever laid eyes on.
                2. The person misspelled things on purpose, to grab peoples’ attention.
                3. You’ll be able to fill an entire grocery bag with produce, for like $3.

                There are a lot of places like this, where you’ll get some really high quality stuff for basically no money. As long as you’re friendly, they’ll usually give you some crazy good deals.

                The best tamales you’ll ever taste? They come out of the back of a beat-up minivan in a hardware store parking lot, at the crack of dawn. Just cruise through a Home Depot lot as the sun is rising, and look for the car surrounded by people. Bring cash in small bills.

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                at least one of the two are going to be true

                *lists three items*

                I see what you did there. But I'll still judge you for it...

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                  at least one of the two are going to be true

                  *lists three items*

                  I see what you did there. But I'll still judge you for it...

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                  Glad it at least made someone twitch. I got a good chuckle as I was typing it out.

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                  • N [email protected]

                    “Bail“ is a word.

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                    This is my favourite word on the sign. People used to spell this way (however they liked, and by accent).

                    And I can HEAR this person's voice through the words. Beautiful

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                    • M [email protected]

                      Maters is a word

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                      Matters is a word, wtf is 'maters'?

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                        Matters is a word, wtf is 'maters'?

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                        Plural of mater

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                          Plural of mater

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                          A bit of a stretch to qualify an archaic British slang term as a word in this context, but I guess it's technically correct.

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                            A bit of a stretch to qualify an archaic British slang term as a word in this context, but I guess it's technically correct.

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                            Use the 2nd definition if you prefer

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                              Use the 2nd definition if you prefer

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                              Listen dude, there's exactly one source (dictionary.com) that even has that definition and it's an even more archaic one than the British slang, referring to an astronomical device ships used for navigating in the 17th century.

                              You're not really strengthening your case here.

                              E: Also your previous argument about 'maters' being the plural form leads me to believe you're just grasping at straws now, at least the slang word (which appears in most dictionaries) had entries for the plural form on multiple sources.

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