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Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINYERS

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    And these stupid dipshit inbred mother fuckers are allowed to vote, which they do against their own interests by voting overwhelmingly Republican.

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    Exceedingly kind of you to assume they can read a ballot.

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      And these stupid dipshit inbred mother fuckers are allowed to vote, which they do against their own interests by voting overwhelmingly Republican.

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      Yo they do this on purpose, you see it all the time with roadside stands. Weird and nonstandard signs are more attention grabbing and indicate a true smalltime business, so even commercial roadside stands are starting to have signage like this. You'd do well to give more credit to the intelligence of these people - the motivations behind why they're like this are invaluable when being forced to interact with them (be that interpersonally or politically), and can help a great deal when trying to preempt or mitigate the damage they can do.

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      • sludgehammer@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        I'm not sure if this is the guy I'm thinking of, but at least one roadside vegetable seller does this sort of thing deliberately. After all, a sign with such... unique spelling is much more attention grabbing than a simple list of vegetables.

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        A lot of them do, especially the secretly commercial stands that are getting all too common. Like the cat says, "you are not immune to propaganda advertising".

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          Technically, “bail” is a word… it’s not the right word but it is a word.

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          Here's my lawyer with bail papers.

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          • captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.comC [email protected]

            Exact what I was thinking. The less literate the farmer, the better the yield!

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            I was thinking more like: if the advertising is that bad but they can still sell their produce, it must be good.

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            • sludgehammer@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              I'm not sure if this is the guy I'm thinking of, but at least one roadside vegetable seller does this sort of thing deliberately. After all, a sign with such... unique spelling is much more attention grabbing than a simple list of vegetables.

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              Oh no, rage bait posts have come to real life.

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                This is some Timothy's Dexter "Pickle for the Knowing Ones" level spelling

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                  So this shows that America is great again. Obvs.

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                  • sludgehammer@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    I'm not sure if this is the guy I'm thinking of, but at least one roadside vegetable seller does this sort of thing deliberately. After all, a sign with such... unique spelling is much more attention grabbing than a simple list of vegetables.

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                    People do it online all the time. Back in reddit days (pre-fediverse), I never saw a front page post without some grammatical or spelling mishap.

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                    • W [email protected]

                      A lot of them do, especially the secretly commercial stands that are getting all too common. Like the cat says, "you are not immune to propaganda advertising".

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                      The consultant and artist who conceived and realized that sign both went to Yale. The company who holds a regulatory-captured monopoly on all Texas roadside produce stands paid their agency $6.5M for this design.

                      And just because I made this up, doesn't mean it's not true.

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                        Hallo by thy pinyer, bail pepr come, as it is in Aldi, and deliver us our produce A-mater.

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                          Yo they do this on purpose, you see it all the time with roadside stands. Weird and nonstandard signs are more attention grabbing and indicate a true smalltime business, so even commercial roadside stands are starting to have signage like this. You'd do well to give more credit to the intelligence of these people - the motivations behind why they're like this are invaluable when being forced to interact with them (be that interpersonally or politically), and can help a great deal when trying to preempt or mitigate the damage they can do.

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                          We can absolutely all play together. The real problems come about when adults try to talk, and these fuckers aren't willing to handle it. I almost said can't, but I thought for a second.

                          They are willingly ignorant. You can spend your whole life leading those inbred horses to dirty water, results will absolutely vary.

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                            Technically there's 6 words, whether it's proper english word or not that's not the question.

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                              I mean, those are the ones actually spelled correctly for the regional dialect.

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                              Tbh, excepting maybe bail peprs, I think they’re all written phonetically for the local accent.

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                                Yet i know whats for sale.

                                Common Wittgenstein W.

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                                  I mean, those are the ones actually spelled correctly for the regional dialect.

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                                  Took me the longest to identify though. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em inna stew.

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                                    Really puts the hick in vee-hickle

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                                    • P [email protected]

                                      Technically, “bail” is a word… it’s not the right word but it is a word.

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                                      Was thinking, it's the only one they've seen recently

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                                        Oh they are bilingual.

                                        Hallo Pinyo, wer auch immer du bist.

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                                        • lumidaub@feddit.orgL [email protected]

                                          Fucking hell "maters" 🍅

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                                          I guess they don't have any naners?

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