Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINYERS
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Hallo by thy pinyer, bail pepr come, as it is in Aldi, and deliver us our produce A-mater.
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Yo they do this on purpose, you see it all the time with roadside stands. Weird and nonstandard signs are more attention grabbing and indicate a true smalltime business, so even commercial roadside stands are starting to have signage like this. You'd do well to give more credit to the intelligence of these people - the motivations behind why they're like this are invaluable when being forced to interact with them (be that interpersonally or politically), and can help a great deal when trying to preempt or mitigate the damage they can do.
We can absolutely all play together. The real problems come about when adults try to talk, and these fuckers aren't willing to handle it. I almost said can't, but I thought for a second.
They are willingly ignorant. You can spend your whole life leading those inbred horses to dirty water, results will absolutely vary.
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Technically there's 6 words, whether it's proper english word or not that's not the question.
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I mean, those are the ones actually spelled correctly for the regional dialect.
Tbh, excepting maybe bail peprs, I think they’re all written phonetically for the local accent.
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Yet i know whats for sale.
Common Wittgenstein W.
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I mean, those are the ones actually spelled correctly for the regional dialect.
Took me the longest to identify though. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em inna stew.
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Really puts the hick in vee-hickle
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Technically, “bail” is a word… it’s not the right word but it is a word.
Was thinking, it's the only one they've seen recently
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Oh they are bilingual.
Hallo Pinyo, wer auch immer du bist.
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Fucking hell "maters"
I guess they don't have any naners?
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Zucchini
Potatoes + Tomatoes
Jalapenos
Bell Pepper
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I need hella penis for muh salsa.
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Hey, that's good marketing. It grabs attention and we're talking about it.
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Zucchini
Potatoes + Tomatoes
Jalapenos
Bell Pepper
Thank you for the deciphering, I was completely lost at potat 'n' tomat
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Bet those maters taste awesome tho...
What's a mater?
No really, I don't know what it is. Is it like a local dialect for tomato?
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When you can't write in your native language but at least you own 12 guns and have a deregulated electrical grid.
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Showing the brilliance of the American education system
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People do it online all the time. Back in reddit days (pre-fediverse), I never saw a front page post without some grammatical or spelling mishap.
Spelling errors were frequent, but they got pushed out of meta by just asking a question.
"Here's a screenshot from [game]. What's your favourite?"
...and everyone proceeds to just post their fav game without reading any other comments and the post shoots up to the top of /r/all
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Ah yes, illiteracy. Hilarious.
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Badly written to get people to stop. Like “Graj sale”
