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Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINYERS

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    I need hella penis for muh salsa.

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      Hey, that's good marketing. It grabs attention and we're talking about it.

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        Zucchini

        Potatoes + Tomatoes

        Jalapenos

        Bell Pepper

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        Thank you for the deciphering, I was completely lost at potat 'n' tomat

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          Bet those maters taste awesome tho...

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          What's a mater?

          No really, I don't know what it is. Is it like a local dialect for tomato?

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            When you can't write in your native language but at least you own 12 guns and have a deregulated electrical grid.

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              Showing the brilliance of the American education system

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                People do it online all the time. Back in reddit days (pre-fediverse), I never saw a front page post without some grammatical or spelling mishap.

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                Spelling errors were frequent, but they got pushed out of meta by just asking a question.

                "Here's a screenshot from [game]. What's your favourite?"

                ...and everyone proceeds to just post their fav game without reading any other comments and the post shoots up to the top of /r/all

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                  Ah yes, illiteracy. Hilarious.

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                    Badly written to get people to stop. Like “Graj sale”

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                      Taters and maters are at least spelled correctly.
                      I would also like to point out that things like this happen a lot in game discussion treads. Someone will make a comment like 'I really like FJDHF's combat system' and someone else will reply 'that game got so much better after the DIH DLC'.

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                        jalapeño bell pepper?

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                          When you can't write in your native language but at least you own 12 guns and have a deregulated electrical grid.

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                          AND a superiority complex

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                            Translation please!

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                              And these stupid dipshit inbred mother fuckers are allowed to vote, which they do against their own interests by voting overwhelmingly Republican.

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                              why do you gotta be all eugenicsy about it

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                                What's a mater?

                                No really, I don't know what it is. Is it like a local dialect for tomato?

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                                You are correct. Ever seen Cars? The tow truck's name is Mater for this reason.

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                                  Translation please!

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                                  It's all spelled phonetically. Zucchini, potatoes ('taters), tomatoes ('maters), jalapenos, bell peppers.

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                                    It's all spelled phonetically. Zucchini, potatoes ('taters), tomatoes ('maters), jalapenos, bell peppers.

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                                    I wasn't making any sense of that. Thank you.

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                                      Read this in maters voice

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                                        Tbh, excepting maybe bail peprs, I think they’re all written phonetically for the local accent.

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                                        Nah it's Zookini for sure

                                        It's supposedly Tejas and therefore they know how to spell and pronounce jalapeno.

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                                          I can read every bit of it. Its really more phonetic than most road side produce signs around here.

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