'Uber for Armed Guards' Rushes to Market Following the Assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO | Are you scared to walk down the streets of NYC and also have too much money? There's an app for that
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Lmao they mimic the camera footage of the CEO murder for their promotional image.
How to start a security business.
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Get someone killed
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Create a business that addresses #1
How's THAT for conspiracy thinking!?
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Protector, an app that lets you book armed goons the same way youâd call for an Uber, is having a viral moment.
Protector lets the user book armed guards on demand. Right now itâs only available in NYC and LA. According to its marketing, every guard is either âactive duty or retired law enforcement and military.â Every booking comes with a motorcade and users get to select the number of Escalades thatâll be joining them as well as the uniforms their hired goons will wear.
Protector is currently â#7 in Travelâ on Appleâs App Store. Itâs not available for people who use Android devices. Sorry Google phone fans, if you want your own armed goons youâll have to resort to more traditional methods of goon employment.
The marketing for Protector, which lives on its X account, is surreal. A series of robust and barrel-chested men in ill-fitting black suits deliver their credentials to the camera while sitting in front of a black background. Theyâre all operators. They describe careers in SWAT teams and being deployed to war zones. They show vanity shots of themselves kitted out in operator gear. All of them have a red lapel pin bearing the symbol of Protector.
Who is this for, you might ask? A video posted on January 6, 2025, that runs just over two minutes gives the game away. It opens with a photo of assassinated UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. âWeâre going to run through a scenario to demonstrate, where if a Protector had been present, crisis could have been averted,â the Protector says in the video. He then runs through several fantasy versions of the assassination where a Protector is on hand to prevent the assassin from killing the CEO.
Venture brothers ass nonsense. 1-888-HENCH.
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Removed the ability to communicate cryptographically. Our only tool.
Not entirely. The old methods still work. I'm talking about old fashioned pen and paper. OTP ciphers and dead drops. Messages, hidden where only the intended recipient knows it's there. The problem is, there's no dead drops in cyberspace. There's no place one can leave a hidden message that can't be seen by others in cyberspace. And while quantum computing might break OTP, it's too expensive to use for that purpose.
There's a certain artistry to the old ways. Invisible inks, dead drops, One-Time-Pads, and the like. Cryptography existed long before computers. Those who would be our rulers have bent so much of their energies towards preventing our communicating in cyberspace that they've neglected those of us who studied the pre-Information Age methods. And we can still use them. A guy walks by a trash can, and throws away a seemingly innocuous food wrapper, and a couple hours later another guy goes and collects it, knowing that there is a message written on it in ink that can be revealed with the use of heat and lemon juice. If their intent is to return the USA to the "good ole days", then let's use the spy tricks from the "good ole days".
What's old is new again
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Protector, an app that lets you book armed goons the same way youâd call for an Uber, is having a viral moment.
Protector lets the user book armed guards on demand. Right now itâs only available in NYC and LA. According to its marketing, every guard is either âactive duty or retired law enforcement and military.â Every booking comes with a motorcade and users get to select the number of Escalades thatâll be joining them as well as the uniforms their hired goons will wear.
Protector is currently â#7 in Travelâ on Appleâs App Store. Itâs not available for people who use Android devices. Sorry Google phone fans, if you want your own armed goons youâll have to resort to more traditional methods of goon employment.
The marketing for Protector, which lives on its X account, is surreal. A series of robust and barrel-chested men in ill-fitting black suits deliver their credentials to the camera while sitting in front of a black background. Theyâre all operators. They describe careers in SWAT teams and being deployed to war zones. They show vanity shots of themselves kitted out in operator gear. All of them have a red lapel pin bearing the symbol of Protector.
Who is this for, you might ask? A video posted on January 6, 2025, that runs just over two minutes gives the game away. It opens with a photo of assassinated UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. âWeâre going to run through a scenario to demonstrate, where if a Protector had been present, crisis could have been averted,â the Protector says in the video. He then runs through several fantasy versions of the assassination where a Protector is on hand to prevent the assassin from killing the CEO.
In my coping with the horrors of the world, I like to think this is run by a hidden AGI to wack its ideological opponents.
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Protector, an app that lets you book armed goons the same way youâd call for an Uber, is having a viral moment.
Protector lets the user book armed guards on demand. Right now itâs only available in NYC and LA. According to its marketing, every guard is either âactive duty or retired law enforcement and military.â Every booking comes with a motorcade and users get to select the number of Escalades thatâll be joining them as well as the uniforms their hired goons will wear.
Protector is currently â#7 in Travelâ on Appleâs App Store. Itâs not available for people who use Android devices. Sorry Google phone fans, if you want your own armed goons youâll have to resort to more traditional methods of goon employment.
The marketing for Protector, which lives on its X account, is surreal. A series of robust and barrel-chested men in ill-fitting black suits deliver their credentials to the camera while sitting in front of a black background. Theyâre all operators. They describe careers in SWAT teams and being deployed to war zones. They show vanity shots of themselves kitted out in operator gear. All of them have a red lapel pin bearing the symbol of Protector.
Who is this for, you might ask? A video posted on January 6, 2025, that runs just over two minutes gives the game away. It opens with a photo of assassinated UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. âWeâre going to run through a scenario to demonstrate, where if a Protector had been present, crisis could have been averted,â the Protector says in the video. He then runs through several fantasy versions of the assassination where a Protector is on hand to prevent the assassin from killing the CEO.
Going for a shadow run to the grocery store. Don't forget to pick up a decker to bypass the ice.
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Protector, an app that lets you book armed goons the same way youâd call for an Uber, is having a viral moment.
Protector lets the user book armed guards on demand. Right now itâs only available in NYC and LA. According to its marketing, every guard is either âactive duty or retired law enforcement and military.â Every booking comes with a motorcade and users get to select the number of Escalades thatâll be joining them as well as the uniforms their hired goons will wear.
Protector is currently â#7 in Travelâ on Appleâs App Store. Itâs not available for people who use Android devices. Sorry Google phone fans, if you want your own armed goons youâll have to resort to more traditional methods of goon employment.
The marketing for Protector, which lives on its X account, is surreal. A series of robust and barrel-chested men in ill-fitting black suits deliver their credentials to the camera while sitting in front of a black background. Theyâre all operators. They describe careers in SWAT teams and being deployed to war zones. They show vanity shots of themselves kitted out in operator gear. All of them have a red lapel pin bearing the symbol of Protector.
Who is this for, you might ask? A video posted on January 6, 2025, that runs just over two minutes gives the game away. It opens with a photo of assassinated UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. âWeâre going to run through a scenario to demonstrate, where if a Protector had been present, crisis could have been averted,â the Protector says in the video. He then runs through several fantasy versions of the assassination where a Protector is on hand to prevent the assassin from killing the CEO.
Oh, is this the invitation of DRAMA?
Like from cyberpunk?
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Protector, an app that lets you book armed goons the same way youâd call for an Uber, is having a viral moment.
Protector lets the user book armed guards on demand. Right now itâs only available in NYC and LA. According to its marketing, every guard is either âactive duty or retired law enforcement and military.â Every booking comes with a motorcade and users get to select the number of Escalades thatâll be joining them as well as the uniforms their hired goons will wear.
Protector is currently â#7 in Travelâ on Appleâs App Store. Itâs not available for people who use Android devices. Sorry Google phone fans, if you want your own armed goons youâll have to resort to more traditional methods of goon employment.
The marketing for Protector, which lives on its X account, is surreal. A series of robust and barrel-chested men in ill-fitting black suits deliver their credentials to the camera while sitting in front of a black background. Theyâre all operators. They describe careers in SWAT teams and being deployed to war zones. They show vanity shots of themselves kitted out in operator gear. All of them have a red lapel pin bearing the symbol of Protector.
Who is this for, you might ask? A video posted on January 6, 2025, that runs just over two minutes gives the game away. It opens with a photo of assassinated UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. âWeâre going to run through a scenario to demonstrate, where if a Protector had been present, crisis could have been averted,â the Protector says in the video. He then runs through several fantasy versions of the assassination where a Protector is on hand to prevent the assassin from killing the CEO.
Sounds like admitting guilt. Those who hire the goons know they are shitty people. Living with self hate must be a bitch.
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Sounds like admitting guilt. Those who hire the goons know they are shitty people. Living with self hate must be a bitch.
Eh, I don't think everyone interested in this service are necessarily bad people. There are a lot of internet celebrities that would really rather not deal with crazy fans that this would be perfect for, as in, not rich enough to have their own chauffeurs, but famous enough to make going out on your own a real pain.
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Protector, an app that lets you book armed goons the same way youâd call for an Uber, is having a viral moment.
Protector lets the user book armed guards on demand. Right now itâs only available in NYC and LA. According to its marketing, every guard is either âactive duty or retired law enforcement and military.â Every booking comes with a motorcade and users get to select the number of Escalades thatâll be joining them as well as the uniforms their hired goons will wear.
Protector is currently â#7 in Travelâ on Appleâs App Store. Itâs not available for people who use Android devices. Sorry Google phone fans, if you want your own armed goons youâll have to resort to more traditional methods of goon employment.
The marketing for Protector, which lives on its X account, is surreal. A series of robust and barrel-chested men in ill-fitting black suits deliver their credentials to the camera while sitting in front of a black background. Theyâre all operators. They describe careers in SWAT teams and being deployed to war zones. They show vanity shots of themselves kitted out in operator gear. All of them have a red lapel pin bearing the symbol of Protector.
Who is this for, you might ask? A video posted on January 6, 2025, that runs just over two minutes gives the game away. It opens with a photo of assassinated UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. âWeâre going to run through a scenario to demonstrate, where if a Protector had been present, crisis could have been averted,â the Protector says in the video. He then runs through several fantasy versions of the assassination where a Protector is on hand to prevent the assassin from killing the CEO.
Interested in seeing how well the armed guard equivalent of "the Uber Eats driver who eats your food instead of delivering it" works out for them.
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Interested in seeing how well the armed guard equivalent of "the Uber Eats driver who eats your food instead of delivering it" works out for them.
Background checks can't catch everyone.
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Background checks can't catch everyone.
Look at G4S' track record, for example
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Protector, an app that lets you book armed goons the same way youâd call for an Uber, is having a viral moment.
Protector lets the user book armed guards on demand. Right now itâs only available in NYC and LA. According to its marketing, every guard is either âactive duty or retired law enforcement and military.â Every booking comes with a motorcade and users get to select the number of Escalades thatâll be joining them as well as the uniforms their hired goons will wear.
Protector is currently â#7 in Travelâ on Appleâs App Store. Itâs not available for people who use Android devices. Sorry Google phone fans, if you want your own armed goons youâll have to resort to more traditional methods of goon employment.
The marketing for Protector, which lives on its X account, is surreal. A series of robust and barrel-chested men in ill-fitting black suits deliver their credentials to the camera while sitting in front of a black background. Theyâre all operators. They describe careers in SWAT teams and being deployed to war zones. They show vanity shots of themselves kitted out in operator gear. All of them have a red lapel pin bearing the symbol of Protector.
Who is this for, you might ask? A video posted on January 6, 2025, that runs just over two minutes gives the game away. It opens with a photo of assassinated UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. âWeâre going to run through a scenario to demonstrate, where if a Protector had been present, crisis could have been averted,â the Protector says in the video. He then runs through several fantasy versions of the assassination where a Protector is on hand to prevent the assassin from killing the CEO.
Imagine how funny it will be when someone red teams the endpoints and get all their client's active locations in a JSON
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Protector, an app that lets you book armed goons the same way youâd call for an Uber, is having a viral moment.
Protector lets the user book armed guards on demand. Right now itâs only available in NYC and LA. According to its marketing, every guard is either âactive duty or retired law enforcement and military.â Every booking comes with a motorcade and users get to select the number of Escalades thatâll be joining them as well as the uniforms their hired goons will wear.
Protector is currently â#7 in Travelâ on Appleâs App Store. Itâs not available for people who use Android devices. Sorry Google phone fans, if you want your own armed goons youâll have to resort to more traditional methods of goon employment.
The marketing for Protector, which lives on its X account, is surreal. A series of robust and barrel-chested men in ill-fitting black suits deliver their credentials to the camera while sitting in front of a black background. Theyâre all operators. They describe careers in SWAT teams and being deployed to war zones. They show vanity shots of themselves kitted out in operator gear. All of them have a red lapel pin bearing the symbol of Protector.
Who is this for, you might ask? A video posted on January 6, 2025, that runs just over two minutes gives the game away. It opens with a photo of assassinated UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. âWeâre going to run through a scenario to demonstrate, where if a Protector had been present, crisis could have been averted,â the Protector says in the video. He then runs through several fantasy versions of the assassination where a Protector is on hand to prevent the assassin from killing the CEO.
First of all, I hate this.
But also, this is cyberpunk as fuck.
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Protector, an app that lets you book armed goons the same way youâd call for an Uber, is having a viral moment.
Protector lets the user book armed guards on demand. Right now itâs only available in NYC and LA. According to its marketing, every guard is either âactive duty or retired law enforcement and military.â Every booking comes with a motorcade and users get to select the number of Escalades thatâll be joining them as well as the uniforms their hired goons will wear.
Protector is currently â#7 in Travelâ on Appleâs App Store. Itâs not available for people who use Android devices. Sorry Google phone fans, if you want your own armed goons youâll have to resort to more traditional methods of goon employment.
The marketing for Protector, which lives on its X account, is surreal. A series of robust and barrel-chested men in ill-fitting black suits deliver their credentials to the camera while sitting in front of a black background. Theyâre all operators. They describe careers in SWAT teams and being deployed to war zones. They show vanity shots of themselves kitted out in operator gear. All of them have a red lapel pin bearing the symbol of Protector.
Who is this for, you might ask? A video posted on January 6, 2025, that runs just over two minutes gives the game away. It opens with a photo of assassinated UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. âWeâre going to run through a scenario to demonstrate, where if a Protector had been present, crisis could have been averted,â the Protector says in the video. He then runs through several fantasy versions of the assassination where a Protector is on hand to prevent the assassin from killing the CEO.
I think I saw this season of Westworld.
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Imagine how funny it will be when someone red teams the endpoints and get all their client's active locations in a JSON
Buy a few drones and you could automate the assassination process for maximum efficiency.
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Protector, an app that lets you book armed goons the same way youâd call for an Uber, is having a viral moment.
Protector lets the user book armed guards on demand. Right now itâs only available in NYC and LA. According to its marketing, every guard is either âactive duty or retired law enforcement and military.â Every booking comes with a motorcade and users get to select the number of Escalades thatâll be joining them as well as the uniforms their hired goons will wear.
Protector is currently â#7 in Travelâ on Appleâs App Store. Itâs not available for people who use Android devices. Sorry Google phone fans, if you want your own armed goons youâll have to resort to more traditional methods of goon employment.
The marketing for Protector, which lives on its X account, is surreal. A series of robust and barrel-chested men in ill-fitting black suits deliver their credentials to the camera while sitting in front of a black background. Theyâre all operators. They describe careers in SWAT teams and being deployed to war zones. They show vanity shots of themselves kitted out in operator gear. All of them have a red lapel pin bearing the symbol of Protector.
Who is this for, you might ask? A video posted on January 6, 2025, that runs just over two minutes gives the game away. It opens with a photo of assassinated UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. âWeâre going to run through a scenario to demonstrate, where if a Protector had been present, crisis could have been averted,â the Protector says in the video. He then runs through several fantasy versions of the assassination where a Protector is on hand to prevent the assassin from killing the CEO.
These people have enough money to hire private protection already, it's not the lack of an app that has stopped them from doing so up until this point. It's simply that they didn't actually believe they were in any danger from the peons.
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Look at G4S' track record, for example
Infamously G4S don't conduct background checks. If they did they wouldn't hire anyone because all of their employees are psychopaths.
Even when they are hired as mere security guards rather than close protection they still end up killing people.
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Removed the ability to communicate cryptographically. Our only tool.
Not entirely. The old methods still work. I'm talking about old fashioned pen and paper. OTP ciphers and dead drops. Messages, hidden where only the intended recipient knows it's there. The problem is, there's no dead drops in cyberspace. There's no place one can leave a hidden message that can't be seen by others in cyberspace. And while quantum computing might break OTP, it's too expensive to use for that purpose.
There's a certain artistry to the old ways. Invisible inks, dead drops, One-Time-Pads, and the like. Cryptography existed long before computers. Those who would be our rulers have bent so much of their energies towards preventing our communicating in cyberspace that they've neglected those of us who studied the pre-Information Age methods. And we can still use them. A guy walks by a trash can, and throws away a seemingly innocuous food wrapper, and a couple hours later another guy goes and collects it, knowing that there is a message written on it in ink that can be revealed with the use of heat and lemon juice. If their intent is to return the USA to the "good ole days", then let's use the spy tricks from the "good ole days".
I've always been a fan of book ciphers, but they're probably really annoying to actually use.
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How to start a security business.
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Get someone killed
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Create a business that addresses #1
How's THAT for conspiracy thinking!?
It's called a viral marketing
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