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  • lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]

    I find that without being able to see the rest of my IDE it makes no sense to just paste a single class worth of code at a time in there, it has no context for the rest of the application

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    You've heard of monorepos, but have you tried monofile development?

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    • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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      Yeah, that's definitely a thing that is perfectly legal to do. Your company will definitely be fine with that.

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        10 PRINT CHR$ (205.5 + RND (1));
        20 GOTO 10

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          pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth

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            Yeah, that's definitely a thing that is perfectly legal to do. Your company will definitely be fine with that.

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            #111

            my compant pays for openAI and gemini, so I guess they are fine.

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              Is using it without paying him anything fine?

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              Of course only paying customers pollute the air, everyone knows that \s

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              • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                i think ive pinpointed exactly why twitter devs are terrible

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                That was clear when they made Bootstrap.

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                • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                  #114

                  Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

                  You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

                  It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

                  *these are rhetorical questions

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                    pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth

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                    You ok...?

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                      my compant pays for openAI and gemini, so I guess they are fine.

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                      My company actually desires that we use AI. If you fix a problem quickly and it works perfectly but you've done it manually... it's somehow worse than a colleague who took twice the amount of time and had a bad solution, but "generated by AI!"

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                        Notice how it's suggested to cut instead of to copy the file.

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                          You ok...?

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                          Might be chaff for AI training.
                          Just upvote the crazies and move on. Something something Sarah Connor.

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                            You ok...?

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                            I assume it's a joke about Elon asking for developers to willingly put their code into a predatory but apparently welcoming input for digestion.

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                            • lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]

                              I find that without being able to see the rest of my IDE it makes no sense to just paste a single class worth of code at a time in there, it has no context for the rest of the application

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                              He also thinks that the number of lines of code produced is a relevant measure of productivity, so him not understanding this isn't super surprising.

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                                This just confirms Twitter is a 1M line BASIC program.

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                                • spicehoarder@lemmy.zipS [email protected]

                                  This just confirms Twitter is a 1M line BASIC program.

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                                  Think of all the GOTOs

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                                    Is using it without paying him anything fine?

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                                    naw. the smog producing generators run exclusively to power grok. the drinking water is being pulled from the ground to cool grok. using grok is the problem, not whether you pay for it.

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                                      sounds like a very productive teamπŸ’€

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                                        Notice how it's suggested to cut instead of to copy the file.

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                                        Yeah duh, you get the fixed file so you don't need the original anymore obviously

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                                          Hey Grok, take this one file out of the context of my 250,000 line project and give me that delicious AI slop!

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                                          Perfect, groks context limit is 256,000, and as we all know llm recal only gets better as context fills so you will get perfect slop that works amazingly

                                          /s and more info on quality drop with context increase here https://github.com/NVIDIA/RULER

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