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  • T [email protected]

    please don’t use grok.

    elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.

    please don’t use grok.

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    You're probably preaching to the choir here. lol

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    • V [email protected]

      bf was my first thought, but I would think that would be very easy to parse for computers, and hard for humans. So maybe something that's a lot more verbose?

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      How about feeding it a bunch of Twitter source code and asking it to translate into JSON Programming Language? Maybe it'll somehow accidentally hack/exploit itself.

      But seriously, no one should be using Twitter or interacting with Grok at all, even just to fuck with it.

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      • N [email protected]

        No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.

        He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.

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        relevant comedy bit

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        • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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          i dont know what source code is, is this a good idea

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            No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.

            He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.

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            #73

            Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.

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            • L [email protected]

              You're probably preaching to the choir here. lol

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              i just wanna keep sayin it out loud so maybe folks remember.

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              • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

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                  Presumably anybody that does this gets their code integrated into the training data right?

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                  • P [email protected]

                    Garbage code. Sadly

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                    Fucking James 😤

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                      I’d love to see Linus verbally bitchslap the fuckwit. Or physically, that’d be cool too.

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                      I think that Linus becoming less of an abusive asshole over the years has been a positive development, but I wouldn't mind the return of the old for this event

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                      • D [email protected]

                        Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

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                        The entire file! My biggest frustration with cursor is that it doesn't support reading from multiple projects at once so it can see the context of how the projects interact or how interfaces are implemented.

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                        • V [email protected]

                          bf was my first thought, but I would think that would be very easy to parse for computers, and hard for humans. So maybe something that's a lot more verbose?

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                          Could go for a middleground. Verbose -and- obscure. Check out fetlang when you're not on a work computer.

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                            Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

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                            LMAO, yeah let's jist disregard all the other files that are definately not required contextually!!!!

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                              I find that without being able to see the rest of my IDE it makes no sense to just paste a single class worth of code at a time in there, it has no context for the rest of the application

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                              • P [email protected]

                                relevant comedy bit

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                                Oh man, the people leaving when he starts. Amazing.

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                                  From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some "fixes and improvements"...

                                  ...Comes the same AI that offers to "fix your code."

                                  Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.

                                  Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete "All your code files", sir.

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                                  • morphit@feddit.ukM [email protected]

                                    That's Link Time Optimization, right? Put everything into one place for the linker to optimize.

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                                    I thought Link Time Optimization usually involved at least an ocarina...

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                                      I do work for an AI centric company and we've used almost every major model in some way, shape, or form.

                                      Grok was so bad on all fronts that we ceased using it completely.

                                      So I don't believe this for one second. I don't even find ChatGPT to be useful for code. I'd probably put Claude first and versions of Gemini second, with no current third.

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                                      I men, grok 4 only just came out. Can’t really judge it based on previous models

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                                        Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

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                                        Drop the executable in the GrokBox

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                                        • L [email protected]

                                          His engineers swear by it! To his face, at least.

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                                          When he asks to see their code, they send him a single file.

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