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A Polish jalapeño pastry

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  • S [email protected]

    the 'joke' is that they are spicy (jalapeno) because Poles are supposed to be stupid (according to the joke teller) and would eat them with bees still on them and get stung in the mouth.

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    Fuk me. I'm of slavic descent and have heard a lot of polish jokes, but I had no idea what was going on here. Thanks for the explanation.

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    • G [email protected]

      I'll never understand why people call wasps "bees". They are extremely different. It's like calling deer "horses". Why is this a thing?

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      Ya, that's an odd odd thing. I know people that live around actual bees, watching the commercial hives swarm in the fields during pollination. They really know what bees are. And then when a wasp shows up, they are like "Fukin BEES!!!" and break out with a can of poison.

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      • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

        What is it with European bakeries and bees? I've seen memes and stuff about it, and this one youtuber, a Vietnamese woman who's German BF never shows his face, I can't remember her name right now. She showed a bakery in Germany with bees everywhere. Why is this a thing?

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        Uyen Ninh

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        • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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          You don't have to be online to see the best reviews.

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          • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD [email protected]

            Ya know, I have to hang my head with a lot of the "Really, America?" shit. Yes, my home is a bit weird.
            But it's not like we got aaaaaaall the weird.
            It is fukin bizzare to let insects crawl on your food and then desire or use said food in any way other than feeding pigs.

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            You wouldn't eat something that grew in nature?

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              Can't say I'd be delighted about this, but they'll very quickly leave when the food's disturbed and wasps - like bees - don't leave behind diseases or eggs. The same cannot be said for flies - if those were flies I wouldn't touch anything in the shop.

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                • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD [email protected]

                  Where I live, it is considered a community service to kill wasps. Seriously. Gotta die.

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                  It's straight up illegal here 😅

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                  • rmuk@feddit.ukR [email protected]

                    Can't say I'd be delighted about this, but they'll very quickly leave when the food's disturbed and wasps - like bees - don't leave behind diseases or eggs. The same cannot be said for flies - if those were flies I wouldn't touch anything in the shop.

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                    My experience with wasps are different. They'll fucking attack you it you're anywhere near their food.

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                    • S [email protected]

                      the 'joke' is that they are spicy (jalapeno) because Poles are supposed to be stupid (according to the joke teller) and would eat them with bees still on them and get stung in the mouth.

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                      The text on the pastry is literally Polish. It is a pastry in a Polish bakery. You don't need to be outraged on behalf of someone else.

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                      • H [email protected]

                        I'm not personally familiar with these jokes, but the signage does appear to be Polish or some similar language. This may not have been the intent?

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                        #39

                        It is Polish. No idea why the dude even went there, it is a Polish bakery with wasps on the food. Not uncommon to see over there with some places that are outside or keep doors open.

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                          If white people can't handle heat then explain this spicy polish pastry

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                          • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD [email protected]

                            Ya know, I have to hang my head with a lot of the "Really, America?" shit. Yes, my home is a bit weird.
                            But it's not like we got aaaaaaall the weird.
                            It is fukin bizzare to let insects crawl on your food and then desire or use said food in any way other than feeding pigs.

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                            It's nearly impossible to keep wasps and flies out of your store.

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                            • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

                              It's straight up illegal here 😅

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                              Fascinating. Its not that I have some obsession with killing wasps, but its something I do immediately. When I see nests, I eliminate them. I will tell the property owner, "You're welcome."

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                              • V [email protected]

                                It's nearly impossible to keep wasps and flies out of your store.

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                                This is not true. We have stores with flies. I don't go to those stores.
                                As for wasps, I understand there are legal restrictions here. Boy, that is pretty strange. For wasps. Wasps do just fine without our help.

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                                  pest toast, please ignore

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                                  • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD [email protected]

                                    This is not true. We have stores with flies. I don't go to those stores.
                                    As for wasps, I understand there are legal restrictions here. Boy, that is pretty strange. For wasps. Wasps do just fine without our help.

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                                    Tell me your secret on how to get these things out of a building, it's already freaking hard in a house where the door doesn't open every 5 minutes.

                                    Flies or wasps are also a completely different thing. The worst/only thing that can happen with wasps is that one doesn't move away when you take a bite and stings you.

                                    Edit: yes I know mosquito nets etc will help against flies, but that generally doesn't help in a store (depending on the type of door even impossible). Plus once they open insects like to get in with the people at the same time and even if nothing opens they tend to find a way in a lot of buildings.

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                                    • V [email protected]

                                      Tell me your secret on how to get these things out of a building, it's already freaking hard in a house where the door doesn't open every 5 minutes.

                                      Flies or wasps are also a completely different thing. The worst/only thing that can happen with wasps is that one doesn't move away when you take a bite and stings you.

                                      Edit: yes I know mosquito nets etc will help against flies, but that generally doesn't help in a store (depending on the type of door even impossible). Plus once they open insects like to get in with the people at the same time and even if nothing opens they tend to find a way in a lot of buildings.

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                                      Well, that's the nice thing about civilization. We get to divide up labor into specialties. I don't own a bakery, so I don't have the secret you've inquired about. I get to choose which places I shop, and I make sure its places without bugs. If I have a secret at all, its the power of the purse.

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                                        Sweet Jesus

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                                        • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT [email protected]

                                          pest toast, please ignore

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                                          That ... that worked.

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