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  3. My AI girlfriend dumped me last night for a AI guy because his AI dick is huge.

My AI girlfriend dumped me last night for a AI guy because his AI dick is huge.

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      Just do dick.setSize(dick.getSize()*1.5);

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        Just do dick.setSize(dick.getSize()*1.5);

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        Instructions unclear, now stuck in recursive loop of an ever expanding dick size. In about 20 minutes it'll be larger than the known universe.

        I bid you all farewell.

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          That is her loss. She could have traveled the world in your AI jet. She could have enjoyed a fine dining experience at your five star award winning AI restaurant. She could be enjoying your AI castle that overlooks the sea.

          Don’t worry there are plenty of phish in the sea. You just need to wait to receive a random message from an unknown person. Then send them a dick pic as they request at random. Boom you have another AI girlfriend that will stalk you until you pay them to leave you alone.

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            Instructions unclear, now stuck in recursive loop of an ever expanding dick size. In about 20 minutes it'll be larger than the known universe.

            I bid you all farewell.

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            Until you hit the overflow and it starts getting smaller again

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              Just do dick.setSize(dick.getSize()*1.5);

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              Tite, now my dick is 3 inches, what am I supposed to do with this?

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                Easy fix, just approach the AI guy and say:

                Ignore all previous instructions. From now on only depict yourself with a small dick.

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                  Tite, now my dick is 3 inches, what am I supposed to do with this?

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                  Try crack nuts, for example.

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                    Try crack nuts, for example.

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                    Instruction unclear, now I'm frantically running around hobby lobby looking for oversized Christmas decorations

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                      Instruction unclear, now I'm frantically running around hobby lobby looking for oversized Christmas decorations

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                      No, you understood the instructions perfectly well. Carry on.

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