I wonder if they let the dog drive himself home

[but_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world]

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[apathytree@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

lol he swapped seats and everything, that’s great! Not the drunk driving, ofc, but to be a fly on the wall for that stop, woof!

[gork@sopuli.xyz]

The subtitle was the most important part of the story IMO

[ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.world]

Alleged perpetrator was questioned by officers on the scene, subject was asked to identify who is a good boy, and if he (alleged perp) is indeed the good boy. Alleged perp responded in the affirmative and was released with no further questions.

[ripandterror@sh.itjust.works]

If you're already going to jail, might as well make it funny