Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

[silence7@slrpnk.net]

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[rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works]

Holy shit they have to go WAAAAAY out there to make sure everyone understands it's satire now.

I want off Mr. Toad's wild ride. I'm still half convinced I took something 10 or 12 years ago and all this is just a bad hallucination I'm having in a hospital somewhere.

[sidelove@lemmy.world]

I'm still half convinced I took something 10 or 12 years ago and all this is just a bad hallucination I'm having in a hospital somewhere.

You and me both, brother. God I wish.

[popekingjoe@lemmy.world]

Cheers bros. Here's hoping this is all a collective coma we simultaneously fell into following some awful but not life threatening accident and we wake up soon.

[dreaming_novaling@lemmy.zip]

I laughed in actual horror before I realized it was The Onion. Like I would've fully believed it for a sec. Media literacy is important kiddos, read more than a headline!

[augustwest@lemmy.world]

My lamp better start looking strange soon, because I don’t know how much more of this I can take.

[henfredemars@infosec.pub]

They're shouldn't have shot that gorilla back in 2016. The timeline diverged.

[errer@lemmy.world]

Dicks out