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For the second time in my life, I'm going to eat soap.😋

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    I’m getting too old to understand the mentality of this shit anymore.

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      She should do it for free then. This dumb b is taking advantage of truly stupid people, as if she weren't rich enough. 🙄

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      How’s she taking advantage of them? Why would she do it for free? Do you wish people wanted to buy your bath water?

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        How’s she taking advantage of them? Why would she do it for free? Do you wish people wanted to buy your bath water?

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        I would sell my bath water to anyone who wants it. But nobody wants it.

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          I’m getting too old to understand the mentality of this shit anymore.

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          It's just sex sells with extra steps, nothing particularly new.

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            And what is her fault? She likes getting money for nothing?

            Maybe she should just be polite, agreeable, and allow gooners their fantasies of possessing her free of charge. That worked so well for Marylin Monroe.

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            So dignity and self-respect are so debased to you that they're considered "nothing" at this point?

            I'm old enough to remember when people were called sellouts for doing things much more dignified than this.

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            • tja@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

              I would sell my bath water to anyone who wants it. But nobody wants it.

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              Right? Like who wouldn’t, that’s gotta be the easiest way to make money. I wouldn’t hate on anyone who takes advantage of that ability

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              • umbrella@lemmy.mlU [email protected]

                i dont usually say this but these people are really needing to get laid arent they

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                Gen Z isnt partying or fucking nearly as much as Millenials and Gen X did. They're inside kids.

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                  So dignity and self-respect are so debased to you that they're considered "nothing" at this point?

                  I'm old enough to remember when people were called sellouts for doing things much more dignified than this.

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                  Literally yes, dignity is dead and people act like your an idiot if you disagree

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                    Literally yes, dignity is dead and people act like your an idiot if you disagree

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                    Everyone thinks of nothing but fame, power, and $$$$ at any cost and then they wonder why everything is such shit.

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                      Gen Z isnt partying or fucking nearly as much as Millenials and Gen X did. They're inside kids.

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                      So it'll be Boomers, Gen X and older Millennials who have the money for this...

                      Funny to assume this is purely a young people consumption.

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                        It's just sex sells with extra steps, nothing particularly new.

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                        I'm surprised you can't buy celebrity cum.

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                          This, I don't think you can sell your excrement and all similar products are just fake.

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                          Fecal transplanters do (though I think many are just giving it away.

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                            Gen Z isnt partying or fucking nearly as much as Millenials and Gen X did. They're inside kids.

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                            I feel bad for people who grew up with cameras on them every second of their existence. Most of the shit I did in my 20s would ruin someone's life now. I love Gen Z. They're more "square" but, gestures at everything.

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                              I'm surprised you can't buy celebrity cum.

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                              You can, if it’s soaked into clothing.

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                                I’ve never understood why people want the excrement from attractive people. Regardless of where it came from, it’s still excrement.

                                (I’m considering gray water as excrement.)

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                                I've never heard anyone describe dead skin cells as excrement. I try not to be a prescriptivist, but I'm not sure grey water is a legitimate usage.

                                I don't understand it either, but using a word that most often means "fecal matter" tends to make things less attractive.

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                                  I've never heard anyone describe dead skin cells as excrement. I try not to be a prescriptivist, but I'm not sure grey water is a legitimate usage.

                                  I don't understand it either, but using a word that most often means "fecal matter" tends to make things less attractive.

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                                  I don’t know if you meant you weren’t sure bath water counts as gray water, but just in case, it does.

                                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greywater

                                  But excrement means any waste matter discharged from the body (especially, but not exclusively, fecal matter).

                                  https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/excrement

                                  So yeah, someone’s bath water is both excrement and gray water. But I’m not really talking about just bath water. I’ve seen someone buy a water bottle after a voice actress spit in it. And I know that people have bought celebrities’ shits too. So yeah, I meant more along the lines of any biowaste.

                                  To each their own, I’m just saying I’ve never understood it. It’s gotta be some fetish thing that I just don’t have. I collect autographs, but I’d be pretty upset if they spit on it too.

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                                    I'm surprised you can't buy celebrity cum.

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                                    It's a catch 22. Nobody wants the cum of the celebrities that would do it and no celebrity who people want the cum from would do it.

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                                      "ME flavored water, 15 cents!"

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                                        That's almost certainly some Roman pagan/polytheist addition, NGL. In those few verses you also get Jesus and the disciples singing hymns and Jesus talking about his resurrection... 😕

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                                        Idk about that, the Roman establishment thought the cannibal angle was kind of fucked up and specifically called it out. Don't forget that Judaism itself has relatively recently split from the Canaanite/Phoenician/Baalism rituals.

                                        Speaking of which, guess what connects Carthage's ritual sacrifice of ruling class infants and the story of Abraham?

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                                          It's a catch 22. Nobody wants the cum of the celebrities that would do it and no celebrity who people want the cum from would do it.

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                                          You'd be surprised. Friend of mine dated a girl with a Danny Davito shrine

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