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For the second time in my life, I'm going to eat soap.😋

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

    I'm surprised you can't buy celebrity cum.

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    It's a catch 22. Nobody wants the cum of the celebrities that would do it and no celebrity who people want the cum from would do it.

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      "ME flavored water, 15 cents!"

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        That's almost certainly some Roman pagan/polytheist addition, NGL. In those few verses you also get Jesus and the disciples singing hymns and Jesus talking about his resurrection... 😕

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        Idk about that, the Roman establishment thought the cannibal angle was kind of fucked up and specifically called it out. Don't forget that Judaism itself has relatively recently split from the Canaanite/Phoenician/Baalism rituals.

        Speaking of which, guess what connects Carthage's ritual sacrifice of ruling class infants and the story of Abraham?

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          It's a catch 22. Nobody wants the cum of the celebrities that would do it and no celebrity who people want the cum from would do it.

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          You'd be surprised. Friend of mine dated a girl with a Danny Davito shrine

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            What's not to respect? Get that bag girl.

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            Right? I was gonna say, what's wrong with that? I don't find sex work demeaning so this is peanuts in comparison.

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              "ME flavored water, 15 cents!"

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              "Come taste my KNEES!"

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              • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                I'm surprised you can't buy celebrity cum.

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                not yet

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                  The crazy thing about this story is that people will look at this and think there is something wrong with her.

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                  If someone paid even a few cents for my bathwater, hell yeah I would sell it.

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                    Jfc the rolling stone is shit show nowadays. No i don't want anything from her especially her "acting"

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                    • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                      I'm surprised you can't buy celebrity cum.

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                      Well there's a little liability catch with all the children they'd get

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                        I don’t know if you meant you weren’t sure bath water counts as gray water, but just in case, it does.

                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greywater

                        But excrement means any waste matter discharged from the body (especially, but not exclusively, fecal matter).

                        https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/excrement

                        So yeah, someone’s bath water is both excrement and gray water. But I’m not really talking about just bath water. I’ve seen someone buy a water bottle after a voice actress spit in it. And I know that people have bought celebrities’ shits too. So yeah, I meant more along the lines of any biowaste.

                        To each their own, I’m just saying I’ve never understood it. It’s gotta be some fetish thing that I just don’t have. I collect autographs, but I’d be pretty upset if they spit on it too.

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                        I'm just saying that bath water is not discharged from the body. Biowaste might be a better word. Sorry, I know this is not an important point.

                        I hope you enjoy your autograph collection. 🙂

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                          Well there's a little liability catch with all the children they'd get

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                          buy irradiated celebrity cum.

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                            Gen Z isnt partying or fucking nearly as much as Millenials and Gen X did. They're inside kids.

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                            Who lust over soap made from bathwater suds apparently.

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                              Isn't this some sort of gimmick a washed up actress (pun intended) would do?

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