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For the second time in my life, I'm going to eat soap.😋

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  • D [email protected]

    It's a catch 22. Nobody wants the cum of the celebrities that would do it and no celebrity who people want the cum from would do it.

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    You'd be surprised. Friend of mine dated a girl with a Danny Davito shrine

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    • T [email protected]

      What's not to respect? Get that bag girl.

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      Right? I was gonna say, what's wrong with that? I don't find sex work demeaning so this is peanuts in comparison.

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        "ME flavored water, 15 cents!"

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        "Come taste my KNEES!"

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        • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

          I'm surprised you can't buy celebrity cum.

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          not yet

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          • Y [email protected]

            The crazy thing about this story is that people will look at this and think there is something wrong with her.

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            If someone paid even a few cents for my bathwater, hell yeah I would sell it.

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              Jfc the rolling stone is shit show nowadays. No i don't want anything from her especially her "acting"

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              • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                I'm surprised you can't buy celebrity cum.

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                Well there's a little liability catch with all the children they'd get

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                • H [email protected]

                  I don’t know if you meant you weren’t sure bath water counts as gray water, but just in case, it does.

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greywater

                  But excrement means any waste matter discharged from the body (especially, but not exclusively, fecal matter).

                  https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/excrement

                  So yeah, someone’s bath water is both excrement and gray water. But I’m not really talking about just bath water. I’ve seen someone buy a water bottle after a voice actress spit in it. And I know that people have bought celebrities’ shits too. So yeah, I meant more along the lines of any biowaste.

                  To each their own, I’m just saying I’ve never understood it. It’s gotta be some fetish thing that I just don’t have. I collect autographs, but I’d be pretty upset if they spit on it too.

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                  I'm just saying that bath water is not discharged from the body. Biowaste might be a better word. Sorry, I know this is not an important point.

                  I hope you enjoy your autograph collection. 🙂

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                    Well there's a little liability catch with all the children they'd get

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                    buy irradiated celebrity cum.

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                    • S [email protected]

                      Gen Z isnt partying or fucking nearly as much as Millenials and Gen X did. They're inside kids.

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                      Who lust over soap made from bathwater suds apparently.

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                        Isn't this some sort of gimmick a washed up actress (pun intended) would do?

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