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Trump’s EPA to “reconsider” ban on cancer-causing asbestos

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  • return2ozma@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
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    Well he might say yes, but he might mean no
    Asbestos lead asbestos
    Sell him the coffee table, go boy go
    Asbestos lead asbestos
    It's chipboard quality, easy installment scheme
    And Patrick lives under the roundabout
    Nobody told him different
    Blows out the brake dust behind the caravan
    Asbestos lead asbestos
    If they're lucky they get put in White City
    Lead asbestos
    Times are hard and the kids ain't learning a thing
    Asbestos lead asbestos
    Except stealing and fighting
    Asbestos lead asbestos
    So they offer him a salary
    Asbestos lead asbestos
    National Health and a pension scheme
    Asbestos lead asbestos
    So he can lie in his bed while he bleeds to death

    Lead asbestos
    Lead asbestos
    Lead asbestos
    Lead asbestos
    Lead asbestos
    Lead asbestos
    Lead asbestos
    Lead as happy fun tune

    So we hand them rich-women-coffee-party handouts
    Asbestos lead asbestos
    Fill them full of sick cos someone's gotta eat it
    Asbestos lead asbestos
    And it won't be us because we're the smart ones
    Asbestos lead asbestos
    Motivated in a public school, we live on the west side
    Lead asbestos
    Equal opportunity, except if our pedigree dogs
    Don't like the smell of your children

    Lead asbestos
    Lead asbestos
    Lead asbestos
    Lead asbestos
    Lead asbestos
    Lead asbestos
    Lead asbestos
    Lead as happy fun tune

    They're stealing and fighting
    But we live on the west side

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      Litteraly russia, they are the #1 supplier of asbestos and are putting trumps face on it as branding..

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      There's a documentary somewhere ( this might be it ) about the town of Asbest, Russia (where like all the asbestos comes from) that interviews people who live there (they mostly mine asbestos). The miners are real macho guys who think asbestos is perfectly safe. The cancer rates in Asbest are really high, unsurprisingly.

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        If you have any family members who still play the "I still think Trump is doing what's right" card because the media they consume has managed to spin every possible event as positive somehow, ask them how allowing a known cancer-causing chemical that directly financially benefits Russian corporate interests is beneficial to this country.

        If the media can find a way to convincingly spin this as a good thing, I'd be shocked. Not that shocked, but shocked nonetheless.

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          There's a documentary somewhere ( this might be it ) about the town of Asbest, Russia (where like all the asbestos comes from) that interviews people who live there (they mostly mine asbestos). The miners are real macho guys who think asbestos is perfectly safe. The cancer rates in Asbest are really high, unsurprisingly.

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          wtf? Definitely going to check this out.

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            Evil

            Truly evil.

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              They're doin' asbestos they can.

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                There's a documentary somewhere ( this might be it ) about the town of Asbest, Russia (where like all the asbestos comes from) that interviews people who live there (they mostly mine asbestos). The miners are real macho guys who think asbestos is perfectly safe. The cancer rates in Asbest are really high, unsurprisingly.

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                I can't think of a clever pun for this, the ones I came up with were awful as best.

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                  There's a documentary somewhere ( this might be it ) about the town of Asbest, Russia (where like all the asbestos comes from) that interviews people who live there (they mostly mine asbestos). The miners are real macho guys who think asbestos is perfectly safe. The cancer rates in Asbest are really high, unsurprisingly.

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                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Val-des-Sources

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                    Snow in movies is about to be awesome again

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                      Well of course.

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                        Litteraly russia, they are the #1 supplier of asbestos and are putting trumps face on it as branding..

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                        It'll be called, Trumpspetos™.

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                          More asbestos! More asbestos!

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                            So who's the prick here? Who's the son of a bitch lobbyist who's behind this? Like who's the mass murderer lining people's pockets?

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                            Russia I believe is the primary provider of Asbestos.

                            Also, these jokers basically believe anything that might have been pushed for protecting people is garbage because it ruins profits.

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                              If you have any family members who still play the "I still think Trump is doing what's right" card because the media they consume has managed to spin every possible event as positive somehow, ask them how allowing a known cancer-causing chemical that directly financially benefits Russian corporate interests is beneficial to this country.

                              If the media can find a way to convincingly spin this as a good thing, I'd be shocked. Not that shocked, but shocked nonetheless.

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                              They will come up with a shitty excuse, like saying its propaganda that it causes cancer and its democrats fault that this great material is no longer available.

                              Even if they get cancer because if asbestos they will still defend this idiocrazy

                              Because these people have lost all sense of critical thoughts. They argue not because they want to change their mind, they argue just to win.

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                                dammit i thought we were done with those
                                #meso^the^lioma
                                commercials. ASK ME HOW I KNOW HOW TO SPELL THAT

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                                  If you have any family members who still play the "I still think Trump is doing what's right" card because the media they consume has managed to spin every possible event as positive somehow, ask them how allowing a known cancer-causing chemical that directly financially benefits Russian corporate interests is beneficial to this country.

                                  If the media can find a way to convincingly spin this as a good thing, I'd be shocked. Not that shocked, but shocked nonetheless.

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                                  Especially they want to allow this in brake pads. You know a device that all but guarantees that shit will be breathed into all our lungs.
                                  You know since we live in a such car loving country.

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                                    dammit i thought we were done with those
                                    #meso^the^lioma
                                    commercials. ASK ME HOW I KNOW HOW TO SPELL THAT

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                                    Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in they Navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may put you at risk. Please don't wait...

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                                      Snow in movies is about to be awesome again

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                                      Oh yes, time for a the Wizard of Oz reboot. Might as well bring out the stimulants and toxic make-up while they are at it.

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                                        Every republican is a dumb sumbitch. There's no sense of common good in these people. Like, I'll be in the store or something and just about everybody I see, I often wonder if they voted for anybody in that shitstain party of sadistic, lying, greedy, racist, fake bible thumping narcissists and I just get so damn disgusted if I let myself think about it. These people are from the same party of people who re-elected the sheriff of Ulvade, Texas who did fucking nothing while their own children were being slaughtered. They beat the other republicans that were running for it. There's no reasoning with that kind of brutal insanity. It is fucking inhuman. That is unreachable. You're lucky if they're just ignorant. Ignorant is a transient condition. That... is not...

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                                          Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in they Navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may put you at risk. Please don't wait...

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                                          oh dude when israel blows up the nimitz an entire generation of seamen is gonna get old cancers again

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