Yes, this is what people did back then
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Get my SNES or Gameboy and play some Zelda.
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Buy a cellphone. We already had them in the late 80's.
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Pack the bowl and fire it up.
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Start prepping for some strategic tech investments.
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Fire up my PC and hit the dial up to check my email and BBS's.
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Fire up my PC and hit the dial up to check my email and BBS's.
Also go outside to grab my paper to read the comics first.
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Start prepping for some strategic tech investments.
Butterfly effect, your investments changes the fate of the companies you invest in.
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What was I doing in 1995?
I would wake up, pour some Frosted Flakes and play Donkey Kong Country.
What would I do now?
Go outside and take a slow walk through my old neighborhood and probably cry.
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Buy a cellphone. We already had them in the late 80's.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Here’s your new Motorola StarTAC with 120 anytime minutes and double-sized battery. That'll be $600. Do you want to pay with your Discover card?
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Butterfly effect, your investments changes the fate of the companies you invest in.
GOOD, i didn't want those companies to succeed anyway
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GOOD, i didn't want those companies to succeed anyway
holy shit i'm going to make sure Apple stays dead forever
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Go see Jeff Buckley and tell him to stay away from the Mississippi River.
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Turn on my computer and play some Command and Conquer or if it's weekday, get up and prep for school.
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I mean, your mom was around back then...
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Have tons of crazy sex, do piles of drugs, camp, see live music, dance, sex, drugs, repeat.
Same as now really
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Do I wake up at 6 years old? Or as I am now, but in '95?
Doesn't matter, I'm watching fuckin POWER RANGERS.
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Have tons of crazy sex, do piles of drugs, camp, see live music, dance, sex, drugs, repeat.
Same as now really
Find a job doing almost anything and being able to afford all of this is the best time traveling gift.
Also get a little house on that salary, oh if only.
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1995...
I was 10 years old and in the 5th grade.
And I remember everything, huh? Hoo boy. Hoooo boyyyyy.
First thing I do is write this list while it's still fresh in my mind:
- ADHD is real and it will ruin my potential if I don't face it head on. The medication won't work on me yet, though, so tell Mom and Dad I NEED to get back on medication when my brain is more developed in a couple years.
- Also, for future reference: it isn't actually a deficit of ATTENTION at all--it's really stupidly named by neurotypicals who don't fucking get it--it's TIME BLINDNESS and a deficit of IMPULSE CONTROL and EXECUTIVE FUNCTION.
- Sugar is going to make me extremely sick and all my weight and fitness issues come directly from carbohydrate overdose. STOP drinking soda, and avoid refined/homogenized starch!
- I'm about to enter the most painful and traumatizing stage of my formative years. The middle school I'll be attending starting 6th grade will be hell on earth. I need to keep my FUCKING mouth shut and not talk to ANYONE unless they talk to me. I also need to practice the skill of mindful dissociation and compartmentalization. Stoicism will be my only shelter.
- Yes the adults around me are morons and don't know what they're talking about, but broken clocks can be right twice a day. In this case, they're correct about homework and studying being important for the wrong reasons: It is NOT about satisfying the expectations of teachers, but rather it is entirely for practicing the skill of internalizing and recalling information. I will not regret time I spend on it.
- Mom and Dad are struggling financially right now. Dad's racking up debt while Mom is the only reliable source of income. That's why they would "hold onto" my birthday and xmas money "for safekeeping". it is neither kept nor safe; it's gone. All of it. HIDE ANY MONEY I RECEIVE... and tell grandpa to buy stock in Apple.
- Express early interest in nuclear energy and pursue it with everything I've got. Approach via Mechanical Engineering. I'll enjoy Computer Aided Drafting in High School.
- Remember the major incidents to come: Columbine and zero tolerance policy in 1999, also dotcom bubble crash, Al Gore will lose in 2000, WTC will be destroyed by a terrorist attack 2001-09-11, Bush Jr administration will cause the housing market to crash as well by 2008, America succumbs to Fascism in 2016, and there will be a global plague in 2020.
- I'm a furry and I am not actually a boy despite being assigned male at birth. Embrace androgyny. Get online. Find my tribe. Draw a lot.
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I'd probably shit the diaper and watch my parents fight
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Fire up my PC and hit the dial up to check my email and BBS's.
Will you use Turbo mode?
