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Yes, this is what people did back then

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    Invest in Apple.

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    Apple, Amazon... Plenty of others to choose from that were considered joke stocks for some reason

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      I'll start a few websites, like facebook.com, twitter.com, reddit.com

      Make them all federated sites right out of the gate

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        “ffffuuuckk now I can’t get easy pron!!!!!!”

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          1995? I'd play the just released International superstar soccer deluxe for the SNES

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            Omg 😮 sorry to hear, was not expecting that

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            ...truly i'm grateful you listened. What I experienced cannot be un-experienced, but ... the only way there's any chance of people doing something about this kind of terrible event, taking preventative measures against it, etc, is if they know it happens.

            A peaceful existence comes from understanding conflict and how to address it.

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              Drink a glass of chocolate milk, fool around until school time, which began in the afternoon

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                Great story. You mentioned that this encounter was your first experience. Did she work with you to show you how to do it or was it hormones flying and you jumped on top of her? If you sister interrupted, did you at least finish?

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                First consensual experience. My usage of the word molested earlier downplays things a bit – we had full penetrative sex, but I was 6 years old. It’s something that occurred dozens of times. It’s not the only time I was sexually abused as a kid by someone older, but it’s the one I’ll mention.
                Not very much later than that very first experience, I had a rather thorough introduction to pornography. My parents split up, my mom moved far away, taking us with her. After she kicked her drug habit, she became a workaholic and put in 80-hour workweeks. Another kid at our apartment complex had a “cool mom” who figured that her preteen was going to get his hands on porn, so she had some available that I guess was okay by her. He then showed it to everyone - including my then 8-or 9-year-old self.

                Honestly - I think I did alright in this first consensual encounter. We had several multi-hour long trysts, usually one to two a weekend for at least a month (probably more like 2 months) until she moved in/we got caught. I don’t know if I knew what I was doing, skill wise, but she did, and I’m able to have multiple orgasms/erections, so like if one pops off (and they did with way less control back then), it wasn’t a mood killer. Plus, I think I lead off that initial encounter by trying to eat her out. I’m sure we talked and found stuff that worked for her. But maybe not? I don’t know. She kept coming back and wanted more. I assumed that was satisfaction - although it could have been whatever her emotional damage was.

                A lot of it for both of us may have been the completely open embrace of each other without any kind of guile or awareness that we were, you know, being gigantic emotionally destructive idiots. As well as being fairly risky on contraception. Woof. Rhythm method most of the time. I’m sure she grew up to be a lovely person, but man, what a mess we could have made of our lives.

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                  Turn off the alarm clock

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                    Two chicks at the same time

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                    "That's what you'd do if you had a million dollars?"
                    "Hell yeah man, always wanted to do that."

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                      Go online, just like I did back then. I've been online before the web. And it was more fun. And no ads.

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                        Press the snooze button and go back to sleep.

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                          Go online, just like I did back then. I've been online before the web. And it was more fun. And no ads.

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                          I didn't go online when I first woke up. I often though would check see how my downloads did overnight. In 95 I was still using the local collage dial in.

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                            Super Nintendo

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                              Figure out how to set up a stock trading account with ameritrade, or whatever the ad for the talking baby who bought stocks was for, and invest in today's big companies. I'd invest like 10 bucks at a time, but keep doing it. Also? Buy some bitcoins.

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                                Super Nintendo

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                                Sega Genesis

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                                  Am I stupid or is this sentence unparseable?

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                                  [Imagine] you wake up in 1995. [There's] no wifi [and] no cell phones. [What's] the first thing you do?

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                                    That really depends on if I'm my now age or my then age. Though either way, I'm looking for my mom

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                                      Two chicks at the same time

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                                      That feels easier now than then

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                                        Figure out how to set up a stock trading account with ameritrade, or whatever the ad for the talking baby who bought stocks was for, and invest in today's big companies. I'd invest like 10 bucks at a time, but keep doing it. Also? Buy some bitcoins.

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                                        Gonna have to wait a bit for those bitcoins.

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                                          Making actual phone calls‽ The horror!

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                                          Nice use of the interrobang!

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