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  • W [email protected]

    Isn't possession illegal though?

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    No, just distribution.

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      Luckily, I think the way that I conduct my life leaves me with very low odds for being on anyone's kill list. I only have to worry about the murderous random killing.

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        Employees would be too busy hunting down CEOs to import stuff for the company.

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        CEOs would be in Europe.

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          Everything is legal, including:

          • falsifying a crime report or committing purjury
          • excessive force or police brutality
          • coerced confession
          • false arrest or imprisonment
          • evidence or witness tampering
          • unwarranted search and seizure or surveillance
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            I always thought those movies were too simplistic.

            Some people would think things through.

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              I only want to kill people who are more driven and successful than me.

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                Everything is legal, including:

                • falsifying a crime report or committing purjury
                • excessive force or police brutality
                • coerced confession
                • false arrest or imprisonment
                • evidence or witness tampering
                • unwarranted search and seizure or surveillance
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                #27

                Dropping nukes...

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                • M [email protected]

                  I always thought those movies were too simplistic.

                  Some people would think things through.

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                  Just wait until you find out about porn.

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                  • S [email protected]

                    Luckily, I think the way that I conduct my life leaves me with very low odds for being on anyone's kill list. I only have to worry about the murderous random killing.

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                    Soon they'll come for the thousandaires. You shouldn't exist!

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                    • W [email protected]

                      During the purge I’d hide in my bunker while downloading as much copyrighted material as possible onto a harddrive.

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                      Yes, during the purge I would do this. But only in this hypothetical situation. During the purge. Hypothetically.

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                      • broadfern@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                        Time to erase all debt šŸ‘€

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                        Hello, old friend.

                        F. Society

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                          You won't be charged with entering illegally, but staying illegally.

                          You won't be charged with the import, but for posession. Well I guess for exports, if you procure it and export it quickly and then delete/destroy it from your posessions, its fine. But import? Nah. Whoever end with its possession is fucked.

                          And for export, they could just charge for the creation of it without approval, not the export itself.

                          Piracy? Yea they'll just prosecute for posession.

                          Tax fraud? They'll just shut down IRS for duration of the purge so you can't even file it.

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                          • termaxima@programming.devT [email protected]

                            The actual purpose of the Purge if to make tax fraud legal for 24 hours so the rich can somehow pay even less taxes.

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                            Unnecessary. They're already doing tax fraud.

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                              Pirates Software

                              Large Company To Police:

                              They pirated it after the purge ended. If you don't destroy their property, I'll make sure you get fired and your life forfeit!

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                                I always thought those movies were too simplistic.

                                Some people would think things through.

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                                If the purge were real there would be a whole industry around purge-proofing homes. Also rental purge-proof shelters.

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                                  Stealing some real food, destroying anti-homeless architecture, sleeping in your own car, getting an abortion, same-sex marriage.

                                  Anyway, I doubt most people would get violent. Most people aren't just held back by laws, but morality. People would probably just be trying all kinds of drugs mostly, racing, trespassing and breaking into places. What better time for exploring some abandoned buildings, or staff-only areas.
                                  You'd probably find me in a train depot, probably taking pictures and trying to figure out how to get one of the engines running. If that area wasn't guarded of course.
                                  Alternatively, I'd probably steal a bus. Or a semi truck. Just temporarily. I don't have a drivers license, but I want to try driving that.
                                  Hmm, I might take a bicycle to the airport. I doubt people would risk flying, and it would probably be the emptiest area for cycling.

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                                    Pirates Software

                                    Large Company To Police:

                                    They pirated it after the purge ended. If you don't destroy their property, I'll make sure you get fired and your life forfeit!

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                                    that's a great way to be targeted next purge.

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                                    • bigdaddyslim@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                                      The first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir.

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                                      His name was Robert Paulson!

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                                      • W [email protected]

                                        Huge companies would import stuff by the planeloads to avoid tariffs/duties

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                                        Apple was literally buying up entire passenger flights and filing them with iPhones instead of people to skirt in under the deadline. Capitalism is a hell of a drug.

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                                          Let's cover polygamy and tax fraud. If you marry multiple people during the purge ... does that mean the marriages are all legal?

                                          If you claim a $1,000,000 tax refund and mail it while the purge is going ... is that legal?

                                          Most people would have way more on their mind than just murder.

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