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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.deG [email protected]

    if you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares back at you

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    I wish my sleep paralysis demons were this friendly and comforting

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      I was late to my 9 o'clock meeting this morning because I was making coffee before I looked at my calendar.

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      • engywuck@lemmy.zipE [email protected]

        Running may cause this, yes. I've bought a relatively cheap elliptical machine for my house and it really made miracles.

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        Running is what triggered it originally years ago. Ligament and cartilage problems I think it was. Could barely walk on it for 2 or 3 months after. I have to be very selective about the sport I do now. I helped a friend move house a few weeks ago and somehow that has messed it up again. But now I know what it is so I know when to stop and deal it it better. I miss being young!

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        • engywuck@lemmy.zipE [email protected]

          My only physical problem at the moment (that I know...) is that between myopia and presbyopia my clear vision field spans maybe from 30 to 40 cm from my eyes. This sucks big times. Other than that, no backpain or the likes.

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          Well, you’re doing better than me 😄 congenital cataracts means I don’t have my natural lenses. I can see about 20 percent with contacts or glasses.

          Still, I can ride a bike, I do watch repairs, and photography is a hobby. I like to challenge myself to do stuff that even normal sighted people wouldn’t do, like watch repairs with its teeny tiny screws. It’s only a disability if you let it be one.

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            Login to work VPN

            Say hi in work messager

            Back to bed

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            Even better: say good morning and change status in Teams to "busy" on the phone and let the mouse jiggler keep you from going "away". Never have to even leave the bed! Set the status to "away" again at 1700 once you're off the clock.

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              Even better: say good morning and change status in Teams to "busy" on the phone and let the mouse jiggler keep you from going "away". Never have to even leave the bed! Set the status to "away" again at 1700 once you're off the clock.

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              Luckily we don’t use teams, so I can just go back to bed hahaha

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              • finishingdutch@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                Well, you’re doing better than me 😄 congenital cataracts means I don’t have my natural lenses. I can see about 20 percent with contacts or glasses.

                Still, I can ride a bike, I do watch repairs, and photography is a hobby. I like to challenge myself to do stuff that even normal sighted people wouldn’t do, like watch repairs with its teeny tiny screws. It’s only a disability if you let it be one.

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                That's an awesome attitude! Congrats!

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                • jivebunny@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

                  you sit on the edge of your bed during your morning poop? /amber heard account found.

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                  The trick is to sit on the edge of someone else's bed.

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                    I just get late, don't care anymore

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                      I wish my sleep paralysis demons were this friendly and comforting

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                      Mine want nothing to do with me and just huddle in ths corner by the door with their phones.

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                        Yeah but you can't fap on the train. I mean, you shouldn't.

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                        Buttplug with wireless control and a motor % inversely proportionate to s&p500 changes.

                        Make your whole day a little happier.

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