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    Anybody want to translate the acronyms into their alternative meanings?

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    Men seeking men

    Big beautiful woman

    Bondage discipline sadism masochism

    Wireless sensor network

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      Men seeking men

      Big beautiful woman

      Bondage discipline sadism masochism

      Wireless sensor network

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      And titties?

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        And titties?

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        And my axe!

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          ...or PCMCIA for short.

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          This joke is brought to you by the old people who's knees hurt

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          • pro@programming.devP [email protected]

            Source: ComiCSS.

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            Those are initialisms, not acronyms. mic drop

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            • pro@programming.devP [email protected]

              Source: ComiCSS.

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              Acronyms being "shorter and less scary" couldn't be more wrong

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                This joke is brought to you by the old people who's knees hurt

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                I learned this one in coolsig.com (which I was recently surprised to learn still exists and looks basically as I remember it!). At the time, I looked up the actual meaning, but the one in this thread is the one I still remember.

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                  Those are initialisms, not acronyms. mic drop

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                  They’re all abbr to me.

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                    This joke is brought to you by the old people who's knees hurt

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                    I still use PCMCIAs at my job. Had to order a reader. It has been... challenging (particularly getting permissions to connect it to the system, but even finding them is not super easy).

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                      I think the most cursed part of this is the fact that the webcomic is "Coded with love in CSS"

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                      Maybe all the text is in

                      .bubble:after {content: “my funny joke”}
                      
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                      • tatterdemalion@programming.devT [email protected]

                        Those are initialisms, not acronyms. mic drop

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                        An acronym is an abbreviation formed using the initial letters of a multi-word name or phrase.

                        This is what Wikipedia says to that. mic bounces back up straight into your face

                        😉

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                        • N [email protected]

                          I've actually been using the term Too Many Acronyms (TMA for short) for years now. When I get see meeting invites that look like this, I say that I'm suffering from TMA.

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                          I too am suffering from TMA, but it's related to archives instead of acronyms

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                            Men seeking men

                            Big beautiful woman

                            Bondage discipline sadism masochism

                            Wireless sensor network

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                            That last one is just depraved.

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                              Men seeking men

                              Big beautiful woman

                              Bondage discipline sadism masochism

                              Wireless sensor network

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                              *Wet Sadistic Masochism

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                                An acronym is an abbreviation formed using the initial letters of a multi-word name or phrase.

                                This is what Wikipedia says to that. mic bounces back up straight into your face

                                😉

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                                You can check multiple dictionaries (Oxford, Merriam Webster) and they will agree with me.

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                                  And my axe!

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                                  And my ex!

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                                    You can check multiple dictionaries (Oxford, Merriam Webster) and they will agree with me.

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                                    The oxford that says this?

                                    Acronym

                                    1. A group of initial letters used as an abbreviation for a name or expression, each letter or part being pronounced separately; an initialism

                                    or the merriam webster that says this?

                                    Some people feel strongly that acronym should only be used for terms like NATO, which is pronounced as a single word, and that initialism should be used if the individual letters are all pronounced distinctly, as with FBI. Our research shows that acronym is commonly used to refer to both types of abbreviations.

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                                      The oxford that says this?

                                      Acronym

                                      1. A group of initial letters used as an abbreviation for a name or expression, each letter or part being pronounced separately; an initialism

                                      or the merriam webster that says this?

                                      Some people feel strongly that acronym should only be used for terms like NATO, which is pronounced as a single word, and that initialism should be used if the individual letters are all pronounced distinctly, as with FBI. Our research shows that acronym is commonly used to refer to both types of abbreviations.

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                                      This is it. Initialism is synonymous to acronym and some people think they know better and strongly believe that these words have separate meanings.

                                      That's underdog prescriptionism: When you are in the minority but still think you can determine how everyone else has to speak.

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                                        The oxford that says this?

                                        Acronym

                                        1. A group of initial letters used as an abbreviation for a name or expression, each letter or part being pronounced separately; an initialism

                                        or the merriam webster that says this?

                                        Some people feel strongly that acronym should only be used for terms like NATO, which is pronounced as a single word, and that initialism should be used if the individual letters are all pronounced distinctly, as with FBI. Our research shows that acronym is commonly used to refer to both types of abbreviations.

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                                        Not sure which Oxford dictionary you're using, but the Google one says

                                        an abbreviation formed from the initial letters of other words and pronounced as a word (e.g. ASCII, NASA )

                                        Maybe it's been changed?

                                        And Merriam Webster online says:

                                        The word acronym typically applies when the resulting thing can be read as a word

                                        My position on the whole "word meanings change over time" debate is: I agree, but if you used to have two words with distinct meanings and now they are getting collapsed into one, that's mostly because people weren't aware of a subtle distinction. And that's not a good reason to make the distinction meaningless for everyone.

                                        FWIW my original comment was a joke, I hope that was clear.

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                                          This joke is brought to you by the old people who's knees hurt

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                                          It's more my back than my knees

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