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ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?

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  • maggiwuerze@feddit.orgM [email protected]

    Thats not me, thats my pet alligator

    alecsargent@lemmy.zipA This user is from outside of this forum
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    stop calling your little iguana an alligator.

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      9:59 and counting.

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      We can totally play some board games, or if you play an instrument we could jam. House is even fairly clean, I'm ready and waiting.

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        I have an induction forge and an induction smelting crucible. That's literally endless entertainment, until my arms get tired.

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          9:59 and counting.

          humanius@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
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          We'd go to the pub down the street and have a good evening

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            Get in loser, I'm teaching you to selfhost

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              9:59 and counting.

              rivalarrival@lemmy.todayR This user is from outside of this forum
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              I'm home now, but if someone is going to give me a 10 minute warning, I won't be when they get here.

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              • riskable@programming.devR [email protected]

                You can hang out in the back yard and hand-feed our 100+ pound giant sulcata tortoise. She'll come "running" if she sees you have treats (e.g. lettuce).

                You can keep the puppy busy outside so she doesn't have to worry about "forgetting" and doing that inside (puppies are trouble).

                You can fish off the dock or swim in the pool. At night, I can setup the projection screen and we can watch some old movie out back and roast marshmallows at the fire pit.

                Or you can just hang out with me in my garage/office and lose endless amounts of time watching the 3D printer print something (as is tradition with 3D printing!).

                Also have a rather large robot to play with and an awesome HTPC setup and wifi 7 with 2 gig Internet. Actually, forget all that other stuff; 2 gig Internet is living the dream! 🤣

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                Bro, party at your house. It literally sounds like the perfect site for a Gathering of the Lemmys.

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                  9:59 and counting.

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                  Watching Star Wars

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                    9:59 and counting.

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                    By yelling at you for showing up while my partner is still asleep

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                    • P [email protected]

                      finally! love playing pretend as normal people. let me start.
                      "how bout that weather eh?"

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                      it's "how 'bout them Mets"

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                        can we play scrab-le(pronounced scableigh)?

                        its where you make words up and they are only valid if you can explain their meaning.

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                        That’s Balderdash.

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                          9:59 and counting.

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                          I won't; I'm going to bed. Shoulda been here 4 hours ago 🤷‍♂️

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                            I have all kinds of fun things to do, just come and see. We can play dress-up.

                            A few days later....

                            It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

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                            • riskable@programming.devR [email protected]

                              You can hang out in the back yard and hand-feed our 100+ pound giant sulcata tortoise. She'll come "running" if she sees you have treats (e.g. lettuce).

                              You can keep the puppy busy outside so she doesn't have to worry about "forgetting" and doing that inside (puppies are trouble).

                              You can fish off the dock or swim in the pool. At night, I can setup the projection screen and we can watch some old movie out back and roast marshmallows at the fire pit.

                              Or you can just hang out with me in my garage/office and lose endless amounts of time watching the 3D printer print something (as is tradition with 3D printing!).

                              Also have a rather large robot to play with and an awesome HTPC setup and wifi 7 with 2 gig Internet. Actually, forget all that other stuff; 2 gig Internet is living the dream! 🤣

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                              Let me come over please man. I beg of you

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                                hope you like leather and plugs.

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                                • bizzle@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                                  Hope ya like weed

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                                  That's... why I'm here

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                                    9:59 and counting.

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                                    You can play a puzzle game. Lets call it break n enter cause I'm not opening the door.

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                                      may I recommend Synthesia?

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                                        9:59 and counting.

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                                        I'm dragging you into some obscure retro arcade kusoge. Waku Waku 7, Twinkle Star Sprites, Soldam, Land Maker, Gyakuten Puzzle Bancho.

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                                          id try to suck your dick immediately

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                                          Quick! He's wearing two pairs of pants, what do you do?!

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