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ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?

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  • P [email protected]

    Your premise falsely assumes I'll even let you in when you show up uninvited.

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    No, it doesn't. He WILL BE at your house in (now less than) 10 minutes. You only presume you will have a choice. Best to get over the denial ASAP and make a plan.

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    • th3dogcow@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

      I’ll whip you up a pizza. Got dough and sauce in the fridge. What toppings would you like?

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      Pineapple. Just pineapple.

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      • P [email protected]

        9:59 and counting.

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        wanna smash? I mean smash bros haha jk... unless?

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        • A [email protected]

          Get in loser, I'm teaching you to selfhost

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          I'll pick up some cherry coke and red vines. Show me your mgmtConfig code.

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          • P [email protected]

            9:59 and counting.

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            I'm at the airport. Feed the cat and water the plants, okay? Pizza place is downstairs and over a bit.

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            • P [email protected]

              9:59 and counting.

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              Almost everyone in this thread is a terrible host, Jesus Christ.

              Sorry, OP.

              I'll be naked when you get here. I think I have a strip of bacon left and can make some more French Toast.

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              • riskable@programming.devR [email protected]

                You can hang out in the back yard and hand-feed our 100+ pound giant sulcata tortoise. She'll come "running" if she sees you have treats (e.g. lettuce).

                You can keep the puppy busy outside so she doesn't have to worry about "forgetting" and doing that inside (puppies are trouble).

                You can fish off the dock or swim in the pool. At night, I can setup the projection screen and we can watch some old movie out back and roast marshmallows at the fire pit.

                Or you can just hang out with me in my garage/office and lose endless amounts of time watching the 3D printer print something (as is tradition with 3D printing!).

                Also have a rather large robot to play with and an awesome HTPC setup and wifi 7 with 2 gig Internet. Actually, forget all that other stuff; 2 gig Internet is living the dream! 🤣

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                Thread's over. You win.

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                • A [email protected]

                  Get in loser, I'm teaching you to selfhost

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                  So basically, this..?

                  I lied, I don't have Netflix. Now shut up, we're learning Kubernetes

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                  • P [email protected]

                    Quick! He's wearing two pairs of pants, what do you do?!

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                    Did anyone else read this in Dennis Hopper's voice from Speed?

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                    • K [email protected]

                      Rewatch of 7-9 followed by a discussion of the propdesign, merch plugs and dialogue and I'm in.

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                      I do have a 45 minute PowerPoint presentation on the merits of Jar Jar Binks character if that counts.

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                      • A [email protected]

                        Damn! You are doing a Gaggiamate mod without liking coffee? Crazy

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                        Yup! Was so happy when a FOSS Gagguino alternative popped up. Gotta finish building the printer and then on to that.

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                        • medicpigbabysaver@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                          Open door. Spritz you with honey and throw a handful of glitter to mark you. Then tell you to: "Get lost, no strangers at this party."

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                          Ooh, the tar and craft herpes treatment. That's some never forgive action right there.

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                          • cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                            Bro, party at your house. It literally sounds like the perfect site for a Gathering of the Lemmys.

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                            Also that's the only way we're saturating that 2Gb bandwidth LOL.

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                            • F [email protected]

                              Yup! Was so happy when a FOSS Gagguino alternative popped up. Gotta finish building the printer and then on to that.

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                              Whaaaaaat this is what keeps me addicted to Lemmy. This looks like a fun project.

                              Found a sweet HackaDay about it if anybody's interested 🙂

                              https://hackaday.com/2022/11/20/homebrew-espresso-maker-modding-with-gaggiuino/

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                              • P [email protected]

                                9:59 and counting.

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                                GHB and masturbation

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                                • P [email protected]

                                  9:59 and counting.

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                                  Gotchu Bro/Sister:

                                  Wife's already got Fellowship of the Ring Extended (of COURSE) ultraHD in the player.

                                  I'll pop us some popcorn, and gladly point out all the fun trivia, like how when Aragorn kicks the helmet in Two Towers it was so legit because the actor ACTUALLY BROKE HIS TOE.

                                  Why did I mention Two Towers when Fellowship is in the player? Heh. . .you didn't think we were stopping after Fellowship, did you?

                                  The doors are already locked and planned bathroom / snack retrieval breaks are posted on the wall.

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                                  • P [email protected]

                                    9:59 and counting.

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                                    Well, the cat just left something in the litter box, so you get first dibs on cleaning that.

                                    Then, uh, tea? You want tea? Or whiskey? Look, your options are: tea, whiskey, water, wine, and coffee. Pick up to 4. Same cup, that's cool, you do you.

                                    Then I'll bake a tiny cake and we can watch 90's music videos and play Nintendo until our eyes bleed.

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                                    • rivalarrival@lemmy.todayR [email protected]

                                      I'm home now, but if someone is going to give me a 10 minute warning, I won't be when they get here.

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                                      haha yes! a scavenger hunt. ill look for clues of your whereabouts in your house. you cant hide forever!

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                                      • N [email protected]

                                        suck his pants off

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                                        are you kirby?

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                                        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                          No, it doesn't. He WILL BE at your house in (now less than) 10 minutes. You only presume you will have a choice. Best to get over the denial ASAP and make a plan.

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                                          We are effectively playing real life tower defence.

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