ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?
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9:59 and counting.
Gotchu Bro/Sister:
Wife's already got Fellowship of the Ring Extended (of COURSE) ultraHD in the player.
I'll pop us some popcorn, and gladly point out all the fun trivia, like how when Aragorn kicks the helmet in Two Towers it was so legit because the actor ACTUALLY BROKE HIS TOE.
Why did I mention Two Towers when Fellowship is in the player? Heh. . .you didn't think we were stopping after Fellowship, did you?
The doors are already locked and planned bathroom / snack retrieval breaks are posted on the wall.
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9:59 and counting.
Well, the cat just left something in the litter box, so you get first dibs on cleaning that.
Then, uh, tea? You want tea? Or whiskey? Look, your options are: tea, whiskey, water, wine, and coffee. Pick up to 4. Same cup, that's cool, you do you.
Then I'll bake a tiny cake and we can watch 90's music videos and play Nintendo until our eyes bleed.
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I'm home now, but if someone is going to give me a 10 minute warning, I won't be when they get here.
haha yes! a scavenger hunt. ill look for clues of your whereabouts in your house. you cant hide forever!
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suck his pants off
are you kirby?
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No, it doesn't. He WILL BE at your house in (now less than) 10 minutes. You only presume you will have a choice. Best to get over the denial ASAP and make a plan.
We are effectively playing real life tower defence.
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it's "how 'bout them Mets"
whoa, youre good at this
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Well, if we’re being meteorologically precise, the “weather” as you experience it at this exact moment is really the culmination of a vast number of interacting variables that are constantly shifting on scales ranging from the microscale—say, the turbulent eddies you might feel swirling around the corner of a building—all the way up to the synoptic scale, which refers to the continental-sized weather systems driven by upper-level dynamics in the troposphere.
At present, the dominant feature influencing local conditions is the interaction between a semi-stationary frontal boundary, which is essentially a transition zone between differing air masses, and the associated baroclinic zone, where horizontal temperature gradients are maximized. This boundary tends to act as a focus for mesoscale convective development, though in your immediate vicinity, that energy seems to be manifesting more in stratiform cloud decks rather than organized convection. The dew point depression values are modest, suggesting that the boundary layer is near saturation, which is why relative humidity feels elevated. Surface observations corroborate this, showing low to moderate cloud cover with occasional breaks depending on diurnal heating and radiative flux.
Meanwhile, if we look aloft at the 500-millibar geopotential height field, we see a weak trough propagating eastward, embedded within a larger quasi-zonal flow pattern. This induces some subtle upward vertical velocity fields via positive vorticity advection, which, if you were inclined to notice, could explain the patchy mid-level cloudiness overhead. At the surface, barometric pressure is trending slightly downward, but not at a rate that would imply rapid cyclogenesis—rather, it’s consistent with the passage of a weak synoptic-scale disturbance.
In short, the weather right now could be described in lay terms as “a little cloudy with some humidity,” but really what you’re feeling is the local manifestation of vast thermodynamic and dynamic processes—everything from latent heat release in distant convective systems to planetary wave modulation in the upper atmosphere. In other words, it’s all very ordinary, but also astonishingly complex when you stop to unpack it.
Did I normal right?
(No, I did not write all that. I used devil robots.)
said normal not incredible
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Almost everyone in this thread is a terrible host, Jesus Christ.
Sorry, OP.
I'll be naked when you get here. I think I have a strip of bacon left and can make some more French Toast.
Cooking bacon in the nude is indeed entertaining.
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9:59 and counting.
I have many boardgames and snacks. Bring it on.
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That depends. Are you male or female?
I can be whatever you want, baby.
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You can play a puzzle game. Lets call it break n enter cause I'm not opening the door.
I show up in a disguise dressed as your mum. " I brought you your favorite food!"
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I will hunt you.
He says, whilst currently being hunted.
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Play with my kid. I'll be in bed.
Hi, kids! Do you like violence?
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Pineapple. Just pineapple.
GET OUT!
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I'm a terrible host. Enjoy!
Oh, the lying game. " i'm not coming to your house anyway." hehehe
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I got 3 cats of varying degrees of playfulness. Go nuts
Slow blinking intensifies
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cry at you because I had a dream where I was social and like attached to people and felt like I belonged for once but I was dragged away from them by my family and was really upset but they just turned out to just be dream people. and the whole scenario was made up and I never belonged with anybody
Ooooh, let's learn to lucid dream.
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Damn, how big is this house?
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9:59 and counting.
You can watch me practice and fuck up the same riff for 3 hours straight if you want
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You can either join me in sitting around a small fire and discussing rc stuff, star trek, guns, and how functionally unregulated capitalism is destroying the planet, or you can keep moving.
I hope you'll join me, I'm making breakfast. Eggs, potatoes, bacon, biscuits, and pancakes if you're okay with some mildly overcooked spots.
This sounds like a great time.
Billionaires are cancer on society and are squeezing out the middleclass- roasts marshmallow over the flame.* hey, this gives me an idea.
