ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?
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That depends. Are you male or female?
I can be whatever you want, baby.
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You can play a puzzle game. Lets call it break n enter cause I'm not opening the door.
I show up in a disguise dressed as your mum. " I brought you your favorite food!"
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I will hunt you.
He says, whilst currently being hunted.
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Play with my kid. I'll be in bed.
Hi, kids! Do you like violence?
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Pineapple. Just pineapple.
GET OUT!
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I'm a terrible host. Enjoy!
Oh, the lying game. " i'm not coming to your house anyway." hehehe
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I got 3 cats of varying degrees of playfulness. Go nuts
Slow blinking intensifies
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cry at you because I had a dream where I was social and like attached to people and felt like I belonged for once but I was dragged away from them by my family and was really upset but they just turned out to just be dream people. and the whole scenario was made up and I never belonged with anybody
Ooooh, let's learn to lucid dream.
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Damn, how big is this house?
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9:59 and counting.
You can watch me practice and fuck up the same riff for 3 hours straight if you want
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You can either join me in sitting around a small fire and discussing rc stuff, star trek, guns, and how functionally unregulated capitalism is destroying the planet, or you can keep moving.
I hope you'll join me, I'm making breakfast. Eggs, potatoes, bacon, biscuits, and pancakes if you're okay with some mildly overcooked spots.
This sounds like a great time.
Billionaires are cancer on society and are squeezing out the middleclass- roasts marshmallow over the flame.* hey, this gives me an idea.
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wanna smash? I mean smash bros haha jk... unless?
Smash and then Smash Bros.... and then smash.
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Gotchu Bro/Sister:
Wife's already got Fellowship of the Ring Extended (of COURSE) ultraHD in the player.
I'll pop us some popcorn, and gladly point out all the fun trivia, like how when Aragorn kicks the helmet in Two Towers it was so legit because the actor ACTUALLY BROKE HIS TOE.
Why did I mention Two Towers when Fellowship is in the player? Heh. . .you didn't think we were stopping after Fellowship, did you?
The doors are already locked and planned bathroom / snack retrieval breaks are posted on the wall.
an escape room! Are you guys in costume too?
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I can be whatever you want, baby.
Can you be cat pls
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I'm at the airport. Feed the cat and water the plants, okay? Pizza place is downstairs and over a bit.
You have a pizza place in your basement, aaand a bowling alley?
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Open door. Spritz you with honey and throw a handful of glitter to mark you. Then tell you to: "Get lost, no strangers at this party."
If I've been marked, I'm no longer a stranger. Thank you for including me.
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You can watch me play Hades if you want.
ill sing the harmony!
Farewell to all your earthly remains. -
We'll go out into garden and pull up some chairs. I can get a fire going but you might need to hose off the fox shit from the various surfaces. Do you know storm drain fishing is?
I don't, but I'm open to it.
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I can offer a selection of board games and music of assorted genres on vinyl. If you're lucky, I can conjure some food.
Oh shit, are you a genie? I wish for a thousand wishes.
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By yelling at you for showing up while my partner is still asleep
Takes off my mask. i was your partner this whole time.
" then whos sleeping in my bed."
takes off partners' mask, sleeping in the bedroom. It was me, the mysterious stranger, the whole time.
