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ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?

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  • T [email protected]

    cry at you because I had a dream where I was social and like attached to people and felt like I belonged for once but I was dragged away from them by my family and was really upset but they just turned out to just be dream people. and the whole scenario was made up and I never belonged with anybody

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    Ooooh, let's learn to lucid dream.

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      Damn, how big is this house?

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        9:59 and counting.

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        You can watch me practice and fuck up the same riff for 3 hours straight if you want

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        • sarge@startrek.websiteS [email protected]

          You can either join me in sitting around a small fire and discussing rc stuff, star trek, guns, and how functionally unregulated capitalism is destroying the planet, or you can keep moving.

          I hope you'll join me, I'm making breakfast. Eggs, potatoes, bacon, biscuits, and pancakes if you're okay with some mildly overcooked spots.

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          This sounds like a great time.
          Billionaires are cancer on society and are squeezing out the middleclass

          • roasts marshmallow over the flame.* hey, this gives me an idea.
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          • orenj@lemmy.sdf.orgO [email protected]

            wanna smash? I mean smash bros haha jk... unless?

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            Smash and then Smash Bros.... and then smash.

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            • M [email protected]

              Gotchu Bro/Sister:

              Wife's already got Fellowship of the Ring Extended (of COURSE) ultraHD in the player.

              I'll pop us some popcorn, and gladly point out all the fun trivia, like how when Aragorn kicks the helmet in Two Towers it was so legit because the actor ACTUALLY BROKE HIS TOE.

              Why did I mention Two Towers when Fellowship is in the player? Heh. . .you didn't think we were stopping after Fellowship, did you?

              The doors are already locked and planned bathroom / snack retrieval breaks are posted on the wall.

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              an escape room! Are you guys in costume too?

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                I can be whatever you want, baby.

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                Can you be cat pls

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                • C [email protected]

                  I'm at the airport. Feed the cat and water the plants, okay? Pizza place is downstairs and over a bit.

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                  You have a pizza place in your basement, aaand a bowling alley?

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                  • medicpigbabysaver@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                    Open door. Spritz you with honey and throw a handful of glitter to mark you. Then tell you to: "Get lost, no strangers at this party."

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                    If I've been marked, I'm no longer a stranger. Thank you for including me.

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                    • onewomancreamteam@sh.itjust.worksO [email protected]

                      You can watch me play Hades if you want.

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                      ill sing the harmony! 🎶Farewell to all your earthly remains.

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                      • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                        We'll go out into garden and pull up some chairs. I can get a fire going but you might need to hose off the fox shit from the various surfaces. Do you know storm drain fishing is?

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                        I don't, but I'm open to it.

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                        • dfyx@lemmy.helios42.deD [email protected]

                          I can offer a selection of board games and music of assorted genres on vinyl. If you're lucky, I can conjure some food.

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                          Oh shit, are you a genie? I wish for a thousand wishes.

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                            By yelling at you for showing up while my partner is still asleep

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                            Takes off my mask. i was your partner this whole time.

                            " then whos sleeping in my bed."

                            takes off partners' mask, sleeping in the bedroom. It was me, the mysterious stranger, the whole time.

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                            • M [email protected]

                              Whaaaaaat this is what keeps me addicted to Lemmy. This looks like a fun project.

                              Found a sweet HackaDay about it if anybody's interested 🙂

                              https://hackaday.com/2022/11/20/homebrew-espresso-maker-modding-with-gaggiuino/

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                              I would not recommend the Gaggiuno. It is now closed source. Instead, I would recommend the Gaggimate, which is open source.

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                              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                I won't; I'm going to bed. Shoulda been here 4 hours ago 🤷‍♂️

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                                I'll entertain myself by throwing pebbles at your window until you open up and then I'll sing you a love song out on the street, while New Yorkers, tell me to shut up from their window

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                                • G [email protected]

                                  Well, the cat just left something in the litter box, so you get first dibs on cleaning that.

                                  Then, uh, tea? You want tea? Or whiskey? Look, your options are: tea, whiskey, water, wine, and coffee. Pick up to 4. Same cup, that's cool, you do you.

                                  Then I'll bake a tiny cake and we can watch 90's music videos and play Nintendo until our eyes bleed.

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                                  🎶 Black hole sun once you come and wash away the raaaaain.

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                                    9:59 and counting.

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                                    Cheap ramen and splitscreen minecraft bro

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                                      You can watch me practice and fuck up the same riff for 3 hours straight if you want

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                                      I would watch you if I wasn't looking down at my hands, playing the harmony riff.

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                                      • A [email protected]

                                        Get in loser, I'm teaching you to selfhost

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                                        Honestly. I’d be down for this kind of evening.

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                                          I would watch you if I wasn't looking down at my hands, playing the harmony riff.

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                                          Hell yeah come over! I have lots of cool pointy guitars

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