ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?
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I can be whatever you want, baby.
Can you be cat pls
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I'm at the airport. Feed the cat and water the plants, okay? Pizza place is downstairs and over a bit.
You have a pizza place in your basement, aaand a bowling alley?
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Open door. Spritz you with honey and throw a handful of glitter to mark you. Then tell you to: "Get lost, no strangers at this party."
If I've been marked, I'm no longer a stranger. Thank you for including me.
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You can watch me play Hades if you want.
ill sing the harmony!
Farewell to all your earthly remains. -
We'll go out into garden and pull up some chairs. I can get a fire going but you might need to hose off the fox shit from the various surfaces. Do you know storm drain fishing is?
I don't, but I'm open to it.
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I can offer a selection of board games and music of assorted genres on vinyl. If you're lucky, I can conjure some food.
Oh shit, are you a genie? I wish for a thousand wishes.
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By yelling at you for showing up while my partner is still asleep
Takes off my mask. i was your partner this whole time.
" then whos sleeping in my bed."
takes off partners' mask, sleeping in the bedroom. It was me, the mysterious stranger, the whole time.
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Whaaaaaat this is what keeps me addicted to Lemmy. This looks like a fun project.
Found a sweet HackaDay about it if anybody's interested
https://hackaday.com/2022/11/20/homebrew-espresso-maker-modding-with-gaggiuino/
I would not recommend the Gaggiuno. It is now closed source. Instead, I would recommend the Gaggimate, which is open source.
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I won't; I'm going to bed. Shoulda been here 4 hours ago
️I'll entertain myself by throwing pebbles at your window until you open up and then I'll sing you a love song out on the street, while New Yorkers, tell me to shut up from their window
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Well, the cat just left something in the litter box, so you get first dibs on cleaning that.
Then, uh, tea? You want tea? Or whiskey? Look, your options are: tea, whiskey, water, wine, and coffee. Pick up to 4. Same cup, that's cool, you do you.
Then I'll bake a tiny cake and we can watch 90's music videos and play Nintendo until our eyes bleed.
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9:59 and counting.
Cheap ramen and splitscreen minecraft bro
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You can watch me practice and fuck up the same riff for 3 hours straight if you want
I would watch you if I wasn't looking down at my hands, playing the harmony riff.
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Get in loser, I'm teaching you to selfhost
Honestly. I’d be down for this kind of evening.
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I would watch you if I wasn't looking down at my hands, playing the harmony riff.
Hell yeah come over! I have lots of cool pointy guitars
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I do have a 45 minute PowerPoint presentation on the merits of Jar Jar Binks character if that counts.
That counts! grabs popcorn
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Hell yeah come over! I have lots of cool pointy guitars
the pointy-ness makes them sound better. its just science
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Exact same answer, except no hammocks, candles, soap or PS5 but I might have some weed.
You gotta get hammocks. They are the best thinking, introspecting, and problem solving mediums.
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Hi, kids! Do you like violence?
Whatever, just keep it down, ok?
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9:59 and counting.
You have a choice. We can watch Ninja Turtles, read Ninja Turtles, or play Ninja Turtles.
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Oh, the lying game. " i'm not coming to your house anyway." hehehe
No lie, I'm a terrible host.
