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ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?

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  • C [email protected]

    By yelling at you for showing up while my partner is still asleep

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    Takes off my mask. i was your partner this whole time.

    " then whos sleeping in my bed."

    takes off partners' mask, sleeping in the bedroom. It was me, the mysterious stranger, the whole time.

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    • M [email protected]

      Whaaaaaat this is what keeps me addicted to Lemmy. This looks like a fun project.

      Found a sweet HackaDay about it if anybody's interested 🙂

      https://hackaday.com/2022/11/20/homebrew-espresso-maker-modding-with-gaggiuino/

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      I would not recommend the Gaggiuno. It is now closed source. Instead, I would recommend the Gaggimate, which is open source.

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      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

        I won't; I'm going to bed. Shoulda been here 4 hours ago 🤷‍♂️

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        I'll entertain myself by throwing pebbles at your window until you open up and then I'll sing you a love song out on the street, while New Yorkers, tell me to shut up from their window

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        • G [email protected]

          Well, the cat just left something in the litter box, so you get first dibs on cleaning that.

          Then, uh, tea? You want tea? Or whiskey? Look, your options are: tea, whiskey, water, wine, and coffee. Pick up to 4. Same cup, that's cool, you do you.

          Then I'll bake a tiny cake and we can watch 90's music videos and play Nintendo until our eyes bleed.

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          🎶 Black hole sun once you come and wash away the raaaaain.

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            9:59 and counting.

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            Cheap ramen and splitscreen minecraft bro

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            • R [email protected]

              You can watch me practice and fuck up the same riff for 3 hours straight if you want

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              I would watch you if I wasn't looking down at my hands, playing the harmony riff.

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              • A [email protected]

                Get in loser, I'm teaching you to selfhost

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                Honestly. I’d be down for this kind of evening.

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                • P [email protected]

                  I would watch you if I wasn't looking down at my hands, playing the harmony riff.

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                  Hell yeah come over! I have lots of cool pointy guitars

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                  • C [email protected]

                    I do have a 45 minute PowerPoint presentation on the merits of Jar Jar Binks character if that counts.

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                    That counts! grabs popcorn

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                    • R [email protected]

                      Hell yeah come over! I have lots of cool pointy guitars

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                      the pointy-ness makes them sound better. its just science

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                      • R [email protected]

                        Exact same answer, except no hammocks, candles, soap or PS5 but I might have some weed.

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                        You gotta get hammocks. They are the best thinking, introspecting, and problem solving mediums.

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                        • P [email protected]

                          Hi, kids! Do you like violence?

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                          Whatever, just keep it down, ok?

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                            9:59 and counting.

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                            You have a choice. We can watch Ninja Turtles, read Ninja Turtles, or play Ninja Turtles.

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                            • P [email protected]

                              Oh, the lying game. " i'm not coming to your house anyway." hehehe

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                              No lie, I'm a terrible host.

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                              • R [email protected]

                                You can watch me practice and fuck up the same riff for 3 hours straight if you want

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                                What riff?

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                                  No lie, I'm a terrible host.

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                                  a liar would say that. you are good at this

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                                    What riff?

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                                    Right now I'm trying to learn Downfall by Children of Bodom

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                                      9:59 and counting.

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                                      We're BBQing! I've got a couple of nice tritips and some some sausages from the local butcher, freshly harvested corn from a local farm, and I'll make some garlic bread. I've got a few beers from my favorite local brewery, an unopened bottle of eagle rare 10 year, and can break out a couple of nice cigars if you're in to that.

                                      The temperature on my back patio is a nice, comfortable 77f with low humidity and just enough of a breeze.

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                                        9:59 and counting.

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                                        I can teach you how to swing a sword

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                                          9:59 and counting.

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                                          Noir movies and mst3k. Although I did get the supernintendo working recently

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