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ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?

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  • M [email protected]

    So basically, this..?

    I lied, I don't have Netflix. Now shut up, we're learning Kubernetes

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    May I visit you?

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      9:59 and counting.

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      I mean I might still be jacking off so that'll probably do it

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      • M [email protected]

        Oh wow thanks for the heads up!

        It's always such a bummer to see open source codebases close off. 😞

        I'll definitely keep an eye on Gaggimate!

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        Agreed, but it's also great that an option opened up. Gaggiuno was never FOSS, just source available, and basically built up a following before shutting source code availability down.

        While Gaggimate isn't FOSS in the fullest sense, they do use a CC license (to stop commercial use) with no personal restrictions at https://github.com/jniebuhr/gaggimate

        And, it's a lot cheaper to build.

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          So basically, this..?

          I lied, I don't have Netflix. Now shut up, we're learning Kubernetes

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          I kind of did this to a friend of mine. We both got some 18 year old laptops that still run on x86 and we wanted to install Linux on them (arch specifically). We met at my place, and I started with trying to get it work. He meanwhile realised he needed something so I gave him my key and hopped into a skirt while he was away. When he returned I just turned ti him, made a "gun" with my fingers and said "I lied to you, I dont have Netflix. Take of your shoes, we are installing 32 bit Arch". Funniest shit of my life.

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            9:59 and counting.

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            Minotaur

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              9:59 and counting.

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              There's shit to do here, but theres a pretty cool waterfall like 10 minutes down the road. Longer if we see a cow and stop to rub its face.

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                9:59 and counting.

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                I do not live somewhere people can easily just stop by, particularly if they are not invited. No friend of mine would come here without checking first. Even my family would call or text first.

                Uninvited guests are met with an armed response from a polite but firm home-owner. How it plays put from there is going to depend how you behave when I inform you visitors are not welcome. Yes, I am also fun at parties.

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                  Minotaur

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                  oh shit you live in house of leaves

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                    I do not live somewhere people can easily just stop by, particularly if they are not invited. No friend of mine would come here without checking first. Even my family would call or text first.

                    Uninvited guests are met with an armed response from a polite but firm home-owner. How it plays put from there is going to depend how you behave when I inform you visitors are not welcome. Yes, I am also fun at parties.

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                    i only announced the 10 minutes to add to the challenge of breaking into your house. i am already entertained watching you check the obvious spots with your remote cameras and drones.

                    i however, am your subconscious and ive been here the whole time.
                    you ready to remember your most embarrassing moments as you fall asleep?

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                      blues is good. ill sing a lil too. i do wanna see that whistle though

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                      Ask and ye shall receive

                      Although apparently my cat is laying claim to it today

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                        may I recommend Synthesia?

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                        I appreciate the recommendation! Unfortunately the keyboard I've got is very old and does not have a MIDI output. I don't mind learning the old fashioned way though! It got me through the other instruments

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                          9:59 and counting.

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                          We can play boardgames and Magic: The Gathering, if you don't know how to play it I will happily teach you.

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                            oh shit you live in house of leaves

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                            Shall I give you a tour of my hallway?

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                              9:59 and counting.

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                              I'm not at my place right now. If you come to my friend's place where we're at, you can have a donut and maybe pet the cat.

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                                9:59 and counting.

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                                Wanna rip bongs and watch me play Final Fantasy Tactics?

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                                  Did anyone else read this in Dennis Hopper's voice from Speed?

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                                  And replaced "quick" with "pop quiz hotshot".

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                                    can i have the unplugged 2nd controller and feel like im part of it ?

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                                    I'll let you have the first controller so my suffering can stop.

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                                      9:59 and counting.

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                                      Show you a gladiator fight, then ask you "are you not entertained?"

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                                        Right now I'm trying to learn Downfall by Children of Bodom

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                                        Not bad.

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                                          9:59 and counting.

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                                          By calling 911.

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