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ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?

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  • H [email protected]

    I do not live somewhere people can easily just stop by, particularly if they are not invited. No friend of mine would come here without checking first. Even my family would call or text first.

    Uninvited guests are met with an armed response from a polite but firm home-owner. How it plays put from there is going to depend how you behave when I inform you visitors are not welcome. Yes, I am also fun at parties.

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    i only announced the 10 minutes to add to the challenge of breaking into your house. i am already entertained watching you check the obvious spots with your remote cameras and drones.

    i however, am your subconscious and ive been here the whole time.
    you ready to remember your most embarrassing moments as you fall asleep?

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    • P [email protected]

      blues is good. ill sing a lil too. i do wanna see that whistle though

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      Ask and ye shall receive

      Although apparently my cat is laying claim to it today

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      • M [email protected]

        may I recommend Synthesia?

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        I appreciate the recommendation! Unfortunately the keyboard I've got is very old and does not have a MIDI output. I don't mind learning the old fashioned way though! It got me through the other instruments

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          9:59 and counting.

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          We can play boardgames and Magic: The Gathering, if you don't know how to play it I will happily teach you.

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            oh shit you live in house of leaves

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            Shall I give you a tour of my hallway?

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              9:59 and counting.

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              I'm not at my place right now. If you come to my friend's place where we're at, you can have a donut and maybe pet the cat.

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                9:59 and counting.

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                Wanna rip bongs and watch me play Final Fantasy Tactics?

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                • C [email protected]

                  Did anyone else read this in Dennis Hopper's voice from Speed?

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                  And replaced "quick" with "pop quiz hotshot".

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                  • P [email protected]

                    can i have the unplugged 2nd controller and feel like im part of it ?

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                    I'll let you have the first controller so my suffering can stop.

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                      9:59 and counting.

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                      Show you a gladiator fight, then ask you "are you not entertained?"

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                      • R [email protected]

                        Right now I'm trying to learn Downfall by Children of Bodom

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                        Not bad.

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                          9:59 and counting.

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                          By calling 911.

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                            9:59 and counting.

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                            I will leave you in suspense on if I will open the door.

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                              9:59 and counting.

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                              Ask you to help carry my old stove out to the curb and see if you want to troubleshooot some wiring

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                                9:59 and counting.

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                                well im currently naked.

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                                  Ask you to help carry my old stove out to the curb and see if you want to troubleshooot some wiring

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                                  What happened? Is it the wiring in the wall, I assume not the stove because you didn't say to troubleshoot the wiring before the curb

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                                    9:59 and counting.

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                                    Boring standard screen-based stuff. I could dig out a board game if you really want, I guess.

                                    Maybe you'll like my dog?

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                                      What happened? Is it the wiring in the wall, I assume not the stove because you didn't say to troubleshoot the wiring before the curb

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                                      Swapping gas stove for induction. It was a bit delayed because they screwed up capping the gas line, so new install on new circuit. I plugged it in and nothing happened.

                                      It could be as simple as the breaker is off or there’s some sort of power button on the new stove. I got as far as plugging it in and nothing lit up, then already ran out of time. If it’s something that simple, we get to the beer sooner

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                                        Swapping gas stove for induction. It was a bit delayed because they screwed up capping the gas line, so new install on new circuit. I plugged it in and nothing happened.

                                        It could be as simple as the breaker is off or there’s some sort of power button on the new stove. I got as far as plugging it in and nothing lit up, then already ran out of time. If it’s something that simple, we get to the beer sooner

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                                        I'll bring a couple volt meters and a couple gallons of mead.... Kroger had a stupid sale on honey so I had them drop ship 15lbs to my house and didn't know what to do with it.

                                        12oz bottles are 4.99, 24oz bottles are $2.32... so I just said ship 10... And they delivered the next day for $.95 cents. Can't say I've ever had something delivered and saved money before

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                                          I'll bring a couple volt meters and a couple gallons of mead.... Kroger had a stupid sale on honey so I had them drop ship 15lbs to my house and didn't know what to do with it.

                                          12oz bottles are 4.99, 24oz bottles are $2.32... so I just said ship 10... And they delivered the next day for $.95 cents. Can't say I've ever had something delivered and saved money before

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                                          Excellent!

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