ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?
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Minecraft server.
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I have two gaming PCs, a Nintendo Switch, PS5, and a Steam Deck.
If gaming is not your thing, I am a coffee snob, so I can entertain you with my coffee brewing gear or we can dial in different roasts together.If even coffee is not your thing, I am also a hobbyist woodworker, so maybe we can build something together.
If all else fails, you can play with my dog, relax in one of my 3 hammocks, mess with my cats, we can go ultralight backpacking, you can play the piano, we can make scented candles or soaps, or I can teach you programming. I also have lots of books!
Welcome to my ADHD life!
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Why should I entertain you?
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Board games.
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i'm gonna infect you with covid stay away
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You’re gonna help me clean this place up for a bit, then we can chill afterwards. I don’t know what interests you, but I’m never bored at home so I think we’ll find something to do.
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You can have a cup of tea, I'll put on a Beethoven record, and then you can untangle and sort all the stuff in my big box full of old cables, chargers, components, and adapters. If you find a micro usb cable you can have a cookie.
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I'm pretending to not be at home.
amateur, I'm just not home
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You're free to look at my door from the outside.
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Why should I entertain you?
sense of community.
friendship.
the challenge.
im santa, its christmas,you been bad but ill swing you some premo shit if you make me smile.thanks for making me entertain myself with my own mind. teach a man to fish. thank you
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amateur, I'm just not home
wow youre good at pretending. you almost had me, but i can hear you gigglin under the window.
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Jokes on you even if I leave now. I'll be at home in 20 mins.
So they've got 10 minutes to loot the place
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You said 10 minutes. Give me back that 1 second.
youll get it back..... IN HELL! EN-GARDE
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I send you up to the roof. You help the roofers there. Nothing beats some honest work with your hands.
wow, im gonna tell this story for the next month. who knew THATS how shingles are attached.
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ah the endless discussion of biblical semantics. good thing i brought doritos.
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You can go clean some dishes?
hell yeah! ill smash em out of celebration after like a greek wedding.
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I won't, I have work to do.
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i'm gonna infect you with covid stay away
oh, you wanna play modern tag! hides behind the curtain, feet still clearly visible.
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So they've got 10 minutes to loot the place
If they get past the traps.
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I'll make you watch Season 1 of DARK. You'll also get popcorn, crisps and wine.
