ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?
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9:59 and counting.
You're free to look at my door from the outside.
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Why should I entertain you?
sense of community.
friendship.
the challenge.
im santa, its christmas,you been bad but ill swing you some premo shit if you make me smile.thanks for making me entertain myself with my own mind. teach a man to fish. thank you
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amateur, I'm just not home
wow youre good at pretending. you almost had me, but i can hear you gigglin under the window.
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Jokes on you even if I leave now. I'll be at home in 20 mins.
So they've got 10 minutes to loot the place
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You said 10 minutes. Give me back that 1 second.
youll get it back..... IN HELL! EN-GARDE
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I send you up to the roof. You help the roofers there. Nothing beats some honest work with your hands.
wow, im gonna tell this story for the next month. who knew THATS how shingles are attached.
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ah the endless discussion of biblical semantics. good thing i brought doritos.
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You can go clean some dishes?
hell yeah! ill smash em out of celebration after like a greek wedding.
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9:59 and counting.
I won't, I have work to do.
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i'm gonna infect you with covid stay away
oh, you wanna play modern tag! hides behind the curtain, feet still clearly visible.
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So they've got 10 minutes to loot the place
If they get past the traps.
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9:59 and counting.
I'll make you watch Season 1 of DARK. You'll also get popcorn, crisps and wine.
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Board games.
can we play scrab-le(pronounced scableigh)?
its where you make words up and they are only valid if you can explain their meaning.
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You’re gonna help me clean this place up for a bit, then we can chill afterwards. I don’t know what interests you, but I’m never bored at home so I think we’ll find something to do.
are you never bored because looks around you are an elite hoarder?
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If they get past the traps.
good luck getting passed my newly placed traps
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Coffee and conversation, like normal people?
finally! love playing pretend as normal people. let me start.
"how bout that weather eh?" -
Pshhh.. I kinda live in the middle of nowhere, so I dunno.. wanna go try to catch some grass snakes by the swamp?
bro for real though. absolutely yes.
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Give me your Steam account so I can use Steam Link to your PC.
ill hook up family sharing for you.
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finds a usb to usbc that does power and data transfer. wonders if its worth at least a brownie
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First day back at work after two weeks off, so…. you can walk my dog? He’s pretty bored
yeah buddy! i knew i bought poop bags for a reason.