ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?
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So they've got 10 minutes to loot the place
If they get past the traps.
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9:59 and counting.
I'll make you watch Season 1 of DARK. You'll also get popcorn, crisps and wine.
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Board games.
can we play scrab-le(pronounced scableigh)?
its where you make words up and they are only valid if you can explain their meaning.
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You’re gonna help me clean this place up for a bit, then we can chill afterwards. I don’t know what interests you, but I’m never bored at home so I think we’ll find something to do.
are you never bored because looks around you are an elite hoarder?
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If they get past the traps.
good luck getting passed my newly placed traps
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Coffee and conversation, like normal people?
finally! love playing pretend as normal people. let me start.
"how bout that weather eh?" -
Pshhh.. I kinda live in the middle of nowhere, so I dunno.. wanna go try to catch some grass snakes by the swamp?
bro for real though. absolutely yes.
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Give me your Steam account so I can use Steam Link to your PC.
ill hook up family sharing for you.
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finds a usb to usbc that does power and data transfer. wonders if its worth at least a brownie
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First day back at work after two weeks off, so…. you can walk my dog? He’s pretty bored
yeah buddy! i knew i bought poop bags for a reason.
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9:59 and counting.
Wanna smoke some weed and play SNES?
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i do infact. what do you play? im down to jam.
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9:59 and counting.
We can play put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!
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I have two gaming PCs, a Nintendo Switch, PS5, and a Steam Deck.
If gaming is not your thing, I am a coffee snob, so I can entertain you with my coffee brewing gear or we can dial in different roasts together.If even coffee is not your thing, I am also a hobbyist woodworker, so maybe we can build something together.
If all else fails, you can play with my dog, relax in one of my 3 hammocks, mess with my cats, we can go ultralight backpacking, you can play the piano, we can make scented candles or soaps, or I can teach you programming. I also have lots of books!
Welcome to my ADHD life!
marry me
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9:59 and counting.
I'm speedrunning Dragons Lair on the NES and I'll let you watch but otherwise I'm mostly going to ignore your existence.
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Well, I just made guacamole, so I'll feed you that with nachos and fire up some old movies with old music -- big bands, jitterbugging and stuff like that. In particular, I wanna show you the 1933 short "That's the Spirit" with young band leader Nobel Sissel.
just watched 39 steps last night. woulda gone great with nachoes
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You're free to look at my door from the outside.
can i touch it?
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9:59 and counting.
I'd say putting 5 random CDs into my RCA thing, but that doesn't work, so that's out of the question.
Next best thing I could do would either be offering a variety of multiplayer games to play, either on retro console like xbox360 ( assuming my brother has a working controller ) or the singular multiplayer title I have on Dreamcast ( Chu Chu Rocket ), cracking open my DVD collection to watch something like maybe seasons 1-2 of Angry Beavers or something else I have, or just seeing what multiplayer games I have on PC.
Otherwise, I don't have much. I'm not big on just chatting, so that would be out of the question.
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can i touch it?
I really can't give consent in someone else's stead.
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I have Stepmania.
oh hell yeah. your house def had that aura from the outside.
