ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?
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Laser pointer
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I... am concerned at your perception of consent as... a riddle...?
The riddle is how something can give consent that isn't sentient.
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I will hunt you.
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The riddle is how something can give consent that isn't sentient.
I am also in no way qualified to determine whether an entity is sentient or even sapient and thus shall err on the side of caution.
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id try to suck your dick immediately
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I am also in no way qualified to determine whether an entity is sentient or even sapient and thus shall err on the side of caution.
I'm just saying that "what is consent?" wasn't the riddle the person was talking about.
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I got 3 cats of varying degrees of playfulness. Go nuts
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I'm just saying that "what is consent?" wasn't the riddle the person was talking about.
If you say so. 乁[ ◕ ᴥ ◕ ]ㄏ
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I have two gaming PCs, a Nintendo Switch, PS5, and a Steam Deck.
If gaming is not your thing, I am a coffee snob, so I can entertain you with my coffee brewing gear or we can dial in different roasts together.If even coffee is not your thing, I am also a hobbyist woodworker, so maybe we can build something together.
If all else fails, you can play with my dog, relax in one of my 3 hammocks, mess with my cats, we can go ultralight backpacking, you can play the piano, we can make scented candles or soaps, or I can teach you programming. I also have lots of books!
Welcome to my ADHD life!
Exact same answer, except no hammocks, candles, soap or PS5 but I might have some weed.
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wrote last edited by [email protected]I'll show you how to install Archlinux
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wrote last edited by [email protected]You can either join me in sitting around a small fire and discussing rc stuff, star trek, guns, and how functionally unregulated capitalism is destroying the planet, or you can keep moving.
I hope you'll join me, I'm making breakfast. Eggs, potatoes, bacon, biscuits, and pancakes if you're okay with some mildly overcooked spots.
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wow, im gonna tell this story for the next month. who knew THATS how shingles are attached.
There's hot shingles in your area! They're just waiting for you to attach.
Do it on the roof! Doctors hate it!
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I'm a terrible host. Enjoy!
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You can hang out in the back yard and hand-feed our 100+ pound giant sulcata tortoise. She'll come "running" if she sees you have treats (e.g. lettuce).
You can keep the puppy busy outside so she doesn't have to worry about "forgetting" and doing that inside (puppies are trouble).
You can fish off the dock or swim in the pool. At night, I can setup the projection screen and we can watch some old movie out back and roast marshmallows at the fire pit.
Or you can just hang out with me in my garage/office and lose endless amounts of time watching the 3D printer print something (as is tradition with 3D printing!).
Also have a rather large robot to play with and an awesome HTPC setup and wifi 7 with 2 gig Internet. Actually, forget all that other stuff; 2 gig Internet is living the dream!
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Your premise falsely assumes I'll even let you in when you show up uninvited.
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id try to suck your dick immediately
OK, I'm interested, but will you swallow?
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We can play put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!
You mean put the lotion on the hose only initially and then just use the the natural lubricants of life
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I’ll whip you up a pizza. Got dough and sauce in the fridge. What toppings would you like?
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You can hang out in the back yard and hand-feed our 100+ pound giant sulcata tortoise. She'll come "running" if she sees you have treats (e.g. lettuce).
You can keep the puppy busy outside so she doesn't have to worry about "forgetting" and doing that inside (puppies are trouble).
You can fish off the dock or swim in the pool. At night, I can setup the projection screen and we can watch some old movie out back and roast marshmallows at the fire pit.
Or you can just hang out with me in my garage/office and lose endless amounts of time watching the 3D printer print something (as is tradition with 3D printing!).
Also have a rather large robot to play with and an awesome HTPC setup and wifi 7 with 2 gig Internet. Actually, forget all that other stuff; 2 gig Internet is living the dream!
Dude can I come over?
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wow youre good at pretending. you almost had me, but i can hear you gigglin under the window.
Thats not me, thats my pet alligator
