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Do you think he'll respond?

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  • K [email protected]

    I'm curious, how does one manage to get labelled a terrorist??

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    Fight terrorists. Say mean things about terrorists. Feed homeless people.

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    • trboom@lemmy.zipT [email protected]

      It would just be General Dynamics repeatedly

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      That's not true. There's plenty of corporate citizens who support our wars!

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        Life hack: I told them I was a conscientious objector when I was 18 and never heard from them again.

        I was this 🤏 close to joining ROTC and thought real hard if I'd be willing to kill random strangers in exchange for tuition. The debt was worth it.

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        • Z [email protected]

          How dare you hypothetically terrorize innocent fascists!

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          I'd move the word "hypotetically" a bit further, so that it says:

          "How dare you terrorize hypotetically inocent fascists!"

          There, now it's better and more accurate. Fuck them fascists. Not a single one is innocent

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          • T [email protected]

            All I see is *******

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            #34

            Just looks like
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            "Hunter2"
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            to me.

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              I'm just here to roast OP for their incredible job at censoring names.

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              • S [email protected]

                I'm just here to roast OP for their incredible job at censoring names.

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                I like to think that was intentional.

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                • S [email protected]

                  I'm just here to roast OP for their incredible job at censoring names.

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                  What do you mean? I can’t even read that it says William Clark

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                  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                    I like to think that was intentional.

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                    • C [email protected]

                      On direct vs indirect object, I’ve heard that before but it doesn’t make sense. None of the other pronouns in English work that way.

                      Best supporting authority I could find in 15 seconds of looking was Merriam Webster.

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                      You got me. I was taught incorrectly in high school. I always assumed it was the same thing as different pronouns in those particular cases for, as an example Spanish "se" vs "le". You've made me a better member of the alt write, formerly grammar nazis.

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                      • therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zoneT [email protected]

                        Antifa 😛

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                        We found the CEO guys! The Übwnwoken!

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                          Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

                          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Clark

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                            Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

                            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Clark

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                            We did it, Lemmy!

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                              So, how do these scumbags even get your number?

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                              The medical school application system, AMCAS, sells the information of every medical school applicant. I had to call the recruiters' office and explain to them that I have multiple failing organ systems and take more than 10 medications a day. I asked if they could get me a medical waiver for chronic kidney disease and they sheepishly agreed to remove my name from their list.

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                              • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                                Life hack: I told them I was a conscientious objector when I was 18 and never heard from them again.

                                I was this 🤏 close to joining ROTC and thought real hard if I'd be willing to kill random strangers in exchange for tuition. The debt was worth it.

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                                I also almost joined. Graduated HS slightly after 9/11 and everyone had a huge boner for the military around that time. My buddy joined and referred me. I ultimately decided against it, and it was super annoying when I'd get random calls from recruiters the next like 5 years. They were very persistent. Glad I didn't join and have to go to Iraq / Afghanistan. I quite enjoy being alive.

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                                  maybe we do need some trans anarchists who would be considered terrorists by the likes of trump in the army.

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                                  • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                                    Life hack: I told them I was a conscientious objector when I was 18 and never heard from them again.

                                    I was this 🤏 close to joining ROTC and thought real hard if I'd be willing to kill random strangers in exchange for tuition. The debt was worth it.

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                                    Now you can tell random strangers that they owe you tuition and healthcare.

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                                    • K [email protected]

                                      I'd move the word "hypotetically" a bit further, so that it says:

                                      "How dare you terrorize hypotetically inocent fascists!"

                                      There, now it's better and more accurate. Fuck them fascists. Not a single one is innocent

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                                      Exactly, none of them are innocent, so that part is just plain irony. "hypothetically terrorize" makes sense because simply identifying as anti-fascist can get you on terror watch lists these days.

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