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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card

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  • circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orgC [email protected]

    I mean, $100 bucks at Best Buy is like $35 at actual market prices. I'd need at least a $200 gift card.

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    That's maybe two 1.5m HDMI cables.

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    • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Democracy? Lol. Can we trade in our plutocracy for anything?

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      how does a dictatorship and a side of day old fries sound?

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        the avg American wouldn't give a fuck, at all. they would shout "gimme that!" not even knowing what they were trading away, thinking it's "just some political bullshit".

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          how does a dictatorship and a side of day old fries sound?

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          Apparently that sounds fucking fantastic to the average voter.

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            They already did, and the gift card has also been spent...

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              The Americans already did, for the promise of cheap eggs and an ethnostate.

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                I thought it would've been a Wal-Mart gift card.

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                  Still waiting on my gift card...

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                  • tal@lemmy.todayT [email protected]

                    a $100 certificate they could use to purchase a new Bluetooth speaker or couple Keurig coffee makers,” said Pew pollster Dana Felder, who

                    I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers, unless those guys are going ridiculously hard on the razor-and-blades model.

                    checks Amazon

                    Yeah. The least-expensive Keurig coffee maker on Amazon is $60:

                    https://www.amazon.com/Keurig-K-Mini-Single-Serve-Coffee/dp/B07GV2S1GS

                    It looks like they go up to $126.

                    Maybe a couple of Mr. Coffee coffeemakers.

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                    I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers

                    It's not, these are the promises, like cheap eggs, affordable groceries and $1.98/gallon gasoline.

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                      Remember when things were....affordable?

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                      Not Keurig coffee makers.

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                        Strange closing paragraph.

                        the highest they’d been since 1996 when 80% of Americans stated that they would live under an Islamic theocracy in exchange for a $50 gift card to Radio Shack.

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                          Im totally going to egg some random guys house in the suburbs because of this news article, no wait eggs and beer… fine I’ll just get a forty ounce and the eggs

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                            Good thing we live in a democratic republic that would prevent mob rule so this could never happen

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                              If 5 million USD can buy you a US citizenship, why can’t I sell mine for 5 million USD? I will gladly do so, and I bet I won’t be the only one.

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                              • panarab@lemm.eeP [email protected]

                                If 5 million USD can buy you a US citizenship, why can’t I sell mine for 5 million USD? I will gladly do so, and I bet I won’t be the only one.

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                                Yeah, is there a sign up sheet?

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                                  Didn’t this already happen with Elon “paying” people to vote Trump?

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