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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card

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    I thought it would've been a Wal-Mart gift card.

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      Still waiting on my gift card...

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      • tal@lemmy.todayT [email protected]

        a $100 certificate they could use to purchase a new Bluetooth speaker or couple Keurig coffee makers,” said Pew pollster Dana Felder, who

        I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers, unless those guys are going ridiculously hard on the razor-and-blades model.

        checks Amazon

        Yeah. The least-expensive Keurig coffee maker on Amazon is $60:

        https://www.amazon.com/Keurig-K-Mini-Single-Serve-Coffee/dp/B07GV2S1GS

        It looks like they go up to $126.

        Maybe a couple of Mr. Coffee coffeemakers.

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        I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers

        It's not, these are the promises, like cheap eggs, affordable groceries and $1.98/gallon gasoline.

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          Remember when things were....affordable?

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          Not Keurig coffee makers.

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          • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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            Strange closing paragraph.

            the highest they’d been since 1996 when 80% of Americans stated that they would live under an Islamic theocracy in exchange for a $50 gift card to Radio Shack.

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              Im totally going to egg some random guys house in the suburbs because of this news article, no wait eggs and beer… fine I’ll just get a forty ounce and the eggs

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                Good thing we live in a democratic republic that would prevent mob rule so this could never happen

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                  If 5 million USD can buy you a US citizenship, why can’t I sell mine for 5 million USD? I will gladly do so, and I bet I won’t be the only one.

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                  • panarab@lemm.eeP [email protected]

                    If 5 million USD can buy you a US citizenship, why can’t I sell mine for 5 million USD? I will gladly do so, and I bet I won’t be the only one.

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                    Yeah, is there a sign up sheet?

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                      Didn’t this already happen with Elon “paying” people to vote Trump?

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